One expects gas station food adventures to be slightly stomach-turning. This one’s plain bizarre. Someone decided it was okay to return a half-eaten hot dog to the roller. What? Didn’t like the taste, did you? Took a bite, danced a little, and put it back. No harm no foul.
It might be time to question your choices, and not just this one but every decision in your life that brought you to this moment. It must’ve been quite the journey. The only explanation for this kind of behavior is some kind of head injury or a sick sense of humor.
Not Something You See Everyday
This does not look like no pants on the subway day, but this gentleman doesn't look as though he was waiting for an invitation to wear what he wants. Forget boxers; this man has embraced his feminine side. He has embraced it on the bottom and on top.
We hope he's comfortable, at least, and that it's a sweltering summer in New York and not the middle of winter. Let's hope he doesn't have a long ride ahead of him; he might just be hurrying home because he has to change. So embrace the 21st century, as anything goes nowadays.
I Am the Law
In South Africa, the police make their own traffic rules apparently. This cop thought it was totally reasonable to park right over a crosswalk. Not ideal. Does he get into trouble with that? Or do certain officials get a special exemption when it comes to certain parking spots? Hopefully, this was an emergency stop in order for the cops to arrest a baddie.
Clearly, the civilians in this picture aren't too happy with what they're seeing. We certainly don't want this cop to get away with it. Hopefully, another policeman will stop by to give him a ticket. It does, however, beg the question — where will they park?
When you're carrying a baby in a carrier, you should probably watch out when you're eating, considering that your baby's head will be directly under you. This father seems to have almost dripped ketchup in his baby's eye! If you have a parent who hates wasting food, then you will understand this father's intentions.
He is teaching his child from a very young age that you never waste food or a napkin. When the condiment falls on his baby's face, he whips out his tongue, much like a mother cat, to wipe his baby clean. When a kitten does this, it’s cute, but for humans... we aren't so sure. The child seems to be unaware of the whole matter, perhaps because he is already used to Dad's crazy antics.
This lady must have been running really late because she started dinner preparations before she even got home. Who hasn't chopped onions on the subway? Well, most of us, if we're being honest. At least she knew she'd be running late, or how would she have had all her supplies with her, to begin with?
We don't think her seatmates appreciate her preparedness, but they're probably hungry too. They seem to know better than to bother a lady with a knife, especially a very focused lady in a moving train, with a knife. Talk about hidden talents and being time efficient.