This person’s dedication to scrolling through their phone during a show deserves a slow, agonizing clap. They light up the room, quite literally, with their commitment to phones and audience blinding. Priorities, right? She’s a shining example of how to completely miss the point of attending a show. It’s important to be present and respectful during live events.
Put away the distractions. Immerse yourself in the moment for a few hours. The cat videos and social media drama aren’t going anywhere. In the timeless lyrics of Lenka, “Just enjoy the show.” Heard that one or were you too busy scrolling even then?
In Today's Headlines
Simply hilarious. This man just decided to walk out in his underwear and barefoot and sit in the plaza to read the newspaper. His feet do look sandy, so it very well may be that he's close to the beach and just wanted to catch some shade in the gazebo. The other men don't seem entirely sure how to act, but that doesn't seem to faze this man.
Maybe it's a homeless man, but regardless, catching the news headlines seems to be very important to him. Perhaps he's reading about how Google Street vehicles are taking over society like Big Brother. Go figure. Either way, this interesting public display is now memorialized in time.
Shisha on the Move
This guy gives smoking in public places a whole new meaning! Who needs a boring commute when you can enjoy a full-on shisha experience? You heard it here first. This person knows how to make the most of their time on the subway like a true boss. Most people stick to their smartphones or a good book during their subway rides.
Why must one be so basic? Spice things up. Add a cloud of smoke to everyone’s lives. Make their day or ruin it as bubblegum, apple, and mint-flavored smoke fills the subway air. He looks too relaxed to care but let's keep our subway rides enjoyable and respectful for everyone!
Staying True to Being Ye
To share the room with Kanye West, otherwise known currently as Ye, will always come with an awkward moment or two. Suppose he is not saying something difficult for the average human ear to be comfortable with.
In that case, he is doing bizarre things in front of the cameras and, for instance, here, showing up to the 2009 MTV Music Awards, sucking on a bottle of Hennessy like it's his baby bottle. Freud would have a few conclusions to make about this photo, and he would probably hit the nail right on the head regarding Kanye's profile.
Laziness at Its Worst
Though we do have to appreciate this dad's effort to make sure his baby doesn't miss the view, this is clearly not the right way to go about it. Think about it, just one slip and that stroller could roll right off the rails. And what's most shocking is that the mother doesn't seem to think there's anything wrong with this!
We get it; maybe this dad knew that taking him out of the stroller was a sure way for the baby to have a full-blown tantrum — something no parent is ever happy to deal with. Still, maybe just pick him up next time, Dad, like a normal person would.