Play Land isn’t all fun and games, we guess. This guy took his girlfriend on her very first roller coaster, and we’re not sure she’s such a big fan of the things after all. It seems like he’s having a good time, but that’s only during the ride. Afterward, we wouldn’t be surprised if he has to treat a bruise on his shoulder or something like that. Because she slapped him across the face.
Then again, how else are you going to react to going hurtling down a tiny train at a hundred miles an hour? Don’t worry lady, you’ll get used to it eventually. You might be going with a different guy the next time, but it will be more fun.
A Long Way From Pride Rock
We’ve been told that every year this guy goes on this roller coaster and takes a planned photo, and this was the best one. Instead of just enjoying the roller coaster like the rest of the passengers, he slipped on a mask to make him look like Rafiki and held up a little stuffed animal that looks a whole heck of a lot like Simba from the start of “The Lion King.”
The photo was taken on “Magnum XL200,” a roller coaster at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio, hence the garment that says “Browns.” We wish that this picture had been taken at a Disney theme park, but we guess that not everything can be perfect. Check out the grip he’s keeping on the toy there – that thing isn’t going anywhere.
Getting Ready for Their Big Day
An entire family was in on this one, and it might be one of the more incredible photos on this list. Mom is double-checking her makeup, the sister is brushing her hair, Dad is brushing his teeth – and having a tough time of it, it seems – and the brother is somehow attempting to shave his face while on a roller coaster.
That last one is the most spectacular since there is a chance, though small, that he was actually wielding a blade while riding a roller coaster. Hopefully, it was safely covered, or it wasn’t a blade at all but just something that looks like a razor. We wonder if the people running the rides would have even cared if the kid had a real razor. Seems like a security issue.
Perry the Platypus Gets up to Some Stuff
There is a lot to enjoy in this picture. The kid giving double fist pumps next to the kid who loves the splash in the first row. The guys in the second row both look like they might have eaten too many nachos. The two guys in the third row are having a good time – one of them even tried to do a little staged photo magic.
But nothing is going to beat the dude who pulled his shirt over his head and stuck a Perry the Platypus toy out the neck hole. The lady next to him is giving us a classic scream, but even that can’t beat an image that has actually been going around as a meme a little bit in recent years.
This Isn’t the Ranch!
A pair of brothers figured out that a lot of roller coasters have on-ride photos, and they decided to have a good deal of fun with them. They dressed up as army guys, pulled open their shirts to reveal their secret identities underneath.
They had to set up quite a lot for some of these pictures, and they’re some of the most intricate that we’ve seen yet. Just look – the guy in the back has an army helmet and a fake mustache, while the guy in front has one of those rubber horse heads, a rein, and a couple of black gloves. All that and then they had to pose for the camera!