Older siblings are supposed to give you some direction. However, telling your brother to spin in the opposite direction when dizzy is not what we had in mind.
It won’t cancel out the dizziness. Instead, it’ll just make it far worse. As we can tell from Jon’s hashtags, it did get a lot worse!
Always look both ways before you cross the street! Voluntarily getting hit by a car should never be an option. It's a one-way ticket to the hospital or worse. We can guarantee that the last thing you'll be thinking about is suing someone when you're in a full-body cast regretting your life choices.
If someone ever gives you this advice, take it as a sign to keep a lookout for new friends.
Sink or Swim
Pool water is meant for swimming and not sniffing because it's highly chlorinated.
It seems that the idea of a cherry scent at the bottom of the pool was just too enticing for A.J. to pass up. He certainly learned the painful way that most pools are unscented and that chlorine burns if ingested. We just hope he hasn't gone deep diving for a strawberry scent either.
A benefit of having a best friend is that you get to share your skincare tips to help each other out. Sure, this best friend may have magical skin that responds well to oily broccoli cheddar soup but something tells us otherwise.
Either way, it's advice that shouldn't be taken seriously. Instead, keep soup in your bowl and away from your face!
We wish that book-to-human osmosis was possible. It would be the study hack to end all study hacks. Unfortunately, if you don't study and just rely on sleeping on your books, it's highly unlikely that you'll ace your test.
The best fool-proof way to boost your grades is to move your books from your pillow to your desk, open up them up, and...well...study.