Always look both ways before you cross the street! Voluntarily getting hit by a car should never be an option. It’s a one-way ticket to the hospital or worse. We can guarantee that the last thing you’ll be thinking about is suing someone when you’re in a full-body cast regretting your life choices.
If someone ever gives you this advice, take it as a sign to keep a lookout for new friends.
Older siblings are supposed to give you some direction. However, telling your brother to spin in the opposite direction when dizzy is not what we had in mind.
It won't cancel out the dizziness. Instead, it'll just make it far worse. As we can tell from Jon's hashtags, it did get a lot worse!
Sink or Swim
Pool water is meant for swimming and not sniffing because it's highly chlorinated.
It seems that the idea of a cherry scent at the bottom of the pool was just too enticing for A.J. to pass up. He certainly learned the painful way that most pools are unscented and that chlorine burns if ingested. We just hope he hasn't gone deep diving for a strawberry scent either.
Car lights are not there for decoration. They serve a very important function to indicate to other drivers what you're doing or what you're going to do. Red lights tell other drivers to slow down, white lights mean you're backing up, and directional lights tell them which way you're about to turn.
Directional lights should not be considered as a suggestion or an optional accessory to use. Sure, it's no one's business where you may be going, but it's also everyone's business to stay safe on the roads.
Rice is a hygroscopic material, which means it absorbs water easily. That's where the wisdom of putting your soaked phone in a bowl of rice comes from.
Fries, on the other hand, being deep-fried slices of potato, are not hygroscopic. Putting your phone in a bowl of fries would probably just result in an oily and salty covering. Not appetizing or helpful.