This is an interesting statement as we know people come in all shapes and sizes.
Are they suggesting they will match the portion of nachos to the size of the customers behind? Either way, there is free wifi available so you can upload a picture of your nachos when they do eventually arrive.
Bring Your Own
This sign is being lighthearted about men picking up women in bars.
You may have to bring a date to be sure you’ll spend your evening with a lovely lady, as the bar owners aren’t responsible for your chances of romance.
Beer
If you’re post-break-up, this may be the place to drown your sorrows.
They promise ex-tra cold beer for those times when you want to remember why you broke up in the first place.
Food Pyramid
Texans sure love their food. Lots of meat, ice cream, pies, and of course Tex Mex. A combination of Mexican food with a Texan twist.
Expect Texan-size portions here, and a steak shaped like the state.
Vegetarian
We just saw how much Texans love their food, and their favorite food has got to be meat — and lots of it!
Here is a sign which has the classic Texan humor and focuses on how much they love their meat.