Coffee helps the adult world function, and we don’t know if we would have made it to work without our cup of Jo in the morning. Or after lunch. The people at Myrtle Espresson took it a bit further than most of us and claimed they love coffee more than they like people.
They may have a point, though. Coffee never disappoints and will always be there for you. Plus they will never tell you they love you and then leave in the middle of the night. Good on you, coffee, for being loyal. Better than most people we know.
What a novel concept! Using your turn signals! If we had a dollar for every time we saw a driver making a turn without using their signal, we could afford to hire a driver of our own! And that driver would literally be paid to use the turn signals like a responsible adult who didn't pay a DMV official to pass driver's ed.
Come on people, it is not that hard to pull the lever and tell people which way you are turning. They will be thankful and it will cause fewer honks out there. Unless you want to be a menace to society then continue not signaling.
In a world full of meaningful signs, this one boldly stands out, proudly declaring its pointlessness. As if our lives weren't already filled with enough absurdity, someone had the audacity to erect a sign warning us about its own futility. It's like a philosophical prank, a delightful reminder that even in the most serious situations, a touch of humor can lighten the mood.
Perhaps it serves as a sly commentary on the meaninglessness of warning signs themselves, or maybe it's just a mischievous act by a signmaker with a wicked sense of humor. Whatever the case, this sign deserves a round of applause for its blatant display of pointlessness. Bravo, sign, bravo.
Lifesaving Life Jacket
Getting a reminder like this one is helpful, especially if it helps you from drowning. That is exactly what this sign is teaching you. Apparently, people sometimes forget that their body isn’t a buoy when they get in the water. Just because it works for dead bodies doesn't mean it will work on live ones, y'all.
In fact, that should be your number one clue about you NOT being buoyant. It would make swimming much easier because right now we sink like a rock. Alas, that’s not the case, and whenever we are on the boat we make sure to put on our life jackets for safety.
Enjoy Your Meal
Something tells us that putting a picnic area right next to a snake pit isn't the best idea. Maybe it's some stupid, useless survival instinct that helps us avoid having venom in our human body, but hey, we have been wrong in the past.
Maybe it’s actually great entertainment watching them slither past while you eat your ham and cheese sandwich. Heck, if you have a flute you might be able to charm them. We have seen it in the movies before so it must be real. On second thought, having both of them close may be a great idea.