Maybe this will answer the ultimate question: why do women go to the bathroom in pairs? It is pretty clear here which bathroom is for which sex. Men use the bathroom for its intended purpose, while women often use it to dish on their date or put on makeup.
Whatever long line is snaking in front of the ladies’ room doors, it’s not because of the gals chatting by the mirror. After all, it’s not like women can just have a couple of seconds to unzip their fly, make a deposit, and be done with it — the operation is more complex than that.
You Mean This Little Barking Toy?
What dog? Oh, you mean that adorable little pooch over there? The one that could fit in the drawer of our bedside table? Sure. We’ll watch out. Although this dog looks harmless, we’re sure this sign is there for a reason. Admittedly, it does look tiny, but maybe it has a big bark and maybe an even bigger bite.
It seems that saving lives is only one of the perks of being a superhero. Batman can also get an awesome discount on some SnoBalls. All he has to do to enjoy this tasty dessert is show up in costume. The kids would love it, but the media would be all over him.
Batman would probably just zip out of there with one of his cool gadgets, but we’re not sure a dollar off would be worth the hassle. It is unclear why Batman is the only superhero recognized by Skippy but we’re pretty sure Superman is working on his lawsuit right now.
It's Hot Where They're Going
Bravo guys. A very clear message to whoever stole their (obviously very precious) AC units. Apparently, Pastor Jeffery has quite a sense of humor. And despite it all, they’re still allowing the AC thief to keep one! How considerate, they even think of his comfort when he arrives in hell. Now that’s being a good pastor.
Though, now that we think about it, how is that AC unit supposed to help the thief in their afterlife of purgatory? It's not like they can take to their grave with them, right? Unless we've been lied to , and just like the Pharaos of yore, we CAN be buried with our belonging.
This love-handle-positive sign is telling us that there is nothing wrong with a carb-rich lifestyle and we are absolutely here for it. In fact, if you think about it, it comes in handy if you’re ever in a situation of danger. Because hey, fat people ARE harder to kidnap!
Just think about it — would anyone try kidnapping Shrek? Or Santa Clause? And, as far as the big bosses at Fleming Arms are concerned, they’re doing a hell of a job at making us want to stop at their place for a bite. That's a win-win situation in our book. Well done, guys.