A few swipes through any dating app can quickly reveal the slim pickings available. If you’ve encountered this issue, plan a date with your dog instead. There’s really no downside to this idea. Not even one. Dogs are easy-going, fun to be around, and always up for a good time.
Someone posted pictures of a paint and picnic outing she planned with her dog in tow, and it’s absolutely adorable. Plus, her dog looks so happy that she’s spending time with them. Honestly, this outing looks way more fun than the usual awkward date at T.G.I.Friday’s with a stranger from the internet.
No Show Fee
This photo is absolute proof that online dating is a dystopic nightmare. A woman’s roommate had arranged to meet some guy she met on Hinge but got cold feet last minute. So instead of letting him know she wanted to cancel, she stood him up. Not the best decision, but it happens.
This woman was shocked when she saw a Venmo charge for eight dollars a few days later. This guy, who she had never met in real life, was trying to charge her a “Hinge no-show fee.” No one likes to be ghosted, but treating a date like a broken contract is a weird move.
Men Are Trash
They say the best revenge is living well. That’s what this girl did when her prom date ditched her for another girl. Instead of staying home crying over the betrayal, she decided to remind this loser of what he was missing. She put on her gorgeous prom dress and uniquely commemorated the fun occasion.
It looks like she still got to pose with her original prom date because she was posing next to a trash can. Is a sicker burn even possible? We don’t think so. This girl got the best revenge on her cheating ex by looking hot and indirectly insulting him, all in one go.
A Homemade Dinner
Not everyone is an expert chef, and that’s okay. What’s not okay is a lack of effort. This guy put in the least when planning a dinner for his girlfriend. He told her it would be a romantic evening full of candlelight and a homecooked meal. Sounds pretty good, right?
This girl got the candlelight, but the dinner was a little lackluster. This guy plated some McDonald’s fries and chicken nuggets instead of a fresh meal. The little balls appear to be blueberries, which is concerning because they have ketchup on them. Nevertheless, we give this romantic dinner an “A” for effort.
Back to the Futurama
First-date jitters are a real thing. A big part of the nervousness comes from the pressure to find the perfect outfit. You want to look great but don’t want to look like you’re trying too hard. This guy didn’t take the pressure to get dressed too seriously.
He lost a bet to his sibling and was forced to wear this outfit on a first date. At first glance, this outfit doesn’t look too bad. But, one look at his pose reveals that he is a real-life doppelganger for none other than “Futurama” star Philip J. Fry. We wonder if his date noticed the resemblance.