This would be pretty rough to attend. There are lots of famous wedding songs that people love to sing along to – being shot down while you’re belting out the hits puts a damper on the fun. Maybe this was supposed to be a bandleader who would provide the right ambiance, but you have to let other people sing!
That’s the entire point of songs, sometimes! Do you expect people to just dance, and not show off their pipes? Did the wedding party demand this kind of entertainment? And, if so, why didn’t anybody let them know that it wouldn’t be well-received?
Better Than Some Things
You're busting a move through the opulent doorway into the reception hall when you look down and see something that sinks your heart straight into your knees. Toilet paper is really helpful for a lot of specific reasons, but it has a bad habit — especially after it's been on the damp bathroom floor — of sticking to places where it doesn't belong.
The number of times this has caused public embarrassment might be too high to count. While it's a common problem, there are certainly worse things to have stuck to your shoe after leaving the bathroom, trust us.
Yeah, Me Too
We all get overcome with emotion, sometimes. Maybe you're watching a really sad movie, or you see a cute puppy, or you're trying to say something important to the most important person in your life on the most important day of your life. Whatever. It happens.
This woman was struck mute by the poetic words that her new husband was telling her, and she could say little more than to repeat what he said back, and not even in as many words. Did she have her own vows planned? We'll never know. Yeah, flowery language has its place, but sometimes simplicity is best.
Good Start to the Marriage
You'd be surprised how many wedding stories have to do with fire. Lots of flammable fabric and pretty candles don't always go together. This one was a little different than other stories about ring bearers, since the subject of the story got down the aisle without issue, only to cause a conflagration after the work was done.
It must have been a pretty small table if such a small tray knocked it over. We're imagining a small circular table with a single wobbly center leg. Or maybe the kid is just really strong, and it was more like a dining table.
Everybody Needs a Little Help
Having little tots bear the rings down the aisle, or sprinkle flower petals in front of the bride used to be a lot more popular than it is today. It was pretty much expected. While they can be cute, and it's fun to get young family members involved, sometimes it just does not work out.
In this case, the flower girl was frightened of being the center of attention unless she had her favorite stuffed animal with her — Simba from “The Lion King.” Hard to get better than that – a big, powerful lion? Nothing could ever scare her.