Really, if this person had been inside a saxophone before, we’d have a much more interesting story to tell. As it is, it was just her tired brain connecting two separate things and turning them into one.
The only thing on her mind was the waiting-room jazz music, and maybe that meshed with the hospital situation, thus concluding that she was inside a sax. All things considered, that’s the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that can really help someone get ahead in life.
Asparagus might not be anyone's favorite vegetable, but this woman was so aghast at the thought of it, she even made a point to ward off any offerings, real or not!
Now, in this case, she wasn't being offered any, but she still managed to politely reject what she mistakenly thought was constantly being offered to her.
Waiting until it's noisy or blaming it on the dog is one of the many ways we cover up each time we pass gas, but not this gal, who let one rip in front of the entire ward. Unfortunately, there was no hiding from her flatulence.
Especially after her casual request involving a vanilla latte. It must have been hard to keep it professional.
Perfect Timing in the Worst of Situations
“Game of Thrones” has become a cultural touchstone more powerful than most other things, except for maybe the big classics like Star Wars or Marvel. Everybody knows a little bit about it, and there are even people who know it well enough, such as the case with this patient, to quote lines even while about to pass out.
We also want to give props to the patient for timing it oh so perfectly, bringing the house down without even being awake to see it. A true legend.
Good Taste From the Very Beginning
Can't say we've ever heard the artist Uncle Kracker, but if he elicits this kind of response, we'll pass, thanks. This woman didn't want the first song her child to hear to be this one, but what would be a better choice?
Something classic, such as “Bridge Over Troubled Water” by Simon and Garfunkel? Maybe beautiful and sweet like any of the wonderful versions of “La Vie En Rose”? Louis Armstrong's unforgettable “What a Wonderful World,” perhaps. There are lots of options, and many of them are better than Uncle Kracker. We listened to a few. It's not baby-birthing music.