We’ve all run into that person. You know who it is – the one that got away, we would have done everything we could to keep that person around. This might not exactly be this story, but in the weakened emotional state that ketamine gives those who take it, everything is a lot more dramatic.
This patient was so enamored with the hospital worker, she started bawling when the worker left to get her ice chips. Sometimes you just have to get a good cry out to make yourself feel better. We hope that’s the kind of thing the patient’s family teases her about.
A Bad Start to a Childhood
This story recounts a woman about to deliver via a C-section, which of course requires an anesthetic. Whether she was losing control of her faculties or actually meant to say this is up in the air and we'll never know, but it does raise some questions.
It's possible the lady just took a big step toward ruining her marriage, but maybe she didn't! She was about to fall asleep, so maybe she had no idea what she was saying. We don't even know if she had a brother-in-law, her husband could have been an only child for all we know.
Why Do I Taste Wontons?
The best part about this story is how perfectly normal the guy was up until he got to the buffet. He could move properly, even converse properly. Yet he remembers nothing! That's the hallmark of a solid, well-trained mind. He was totally out of it, and nobody could tell.
How many of us are walking around in our daily lives exactly the same – seemingly awake, but with no memory? Probably not many, unless we've all been hit with an anesthesia bomb. Thankfully, there's no such thing. But if there was, would we even remember it?!
A Poor Choice of Words
While it was clear for anyone who wasn't full of sleepy loopy drugs – and older than nine – what the surgeon was saying, this poor child had the fright or his or her life. And when you're a child who has just been given such a big scare, what do you do? Look to Mother for help.
But this time, Mother was cheerfully waving goodbye, which we have to imagine didn't really help out the child's state of mind. Thankfully, sweet sleep came moments later, and according to the story, the patient didn't even remember the interaction until reminded of it later.
That's Just Too Much
So many people have had their wisdom teeth removed – it's one of the most common surgical procedures done. That's good for us since we get so many wonderful stories like this one. Well, wonderful for most of us. The lady in the other car probably thought she was in a Zombie movie.
We can't really blame her for not wanting to spend too much time near the person who was drooling blood by the quart and giving her a gruesome grin at the same time. Hopefully, she wasn't running late for something, because that would have been an interesting explanation.