As kids, one of our most sought-after activities was always jumping on the bed. We’re not sure if we liked it because it was truly incredibly enjoyable or because it was absolutely prohibited, but we’ll leave that question for first-year psychology students to explore.
It turns out parents did know what they were talking about when they said it’s dangerous. Luckily, no one got hurt and the two laughed it off, one more than the other.
Touching a Sore Point
The problem with everyone celebrating their love on the same day is that most romantic places and activities become incredibly crowded. Nothing feels less celebratory than not getting exactly what you want because others got to it first.
Still, we'd file this one under "Champagne Problems," as they probably got to drink champagne and well, get a massage! We really see nothing to complain about here, do you?
A Back Door Kinda Guy
We often see this in movies, a guy gets so nervous around his crush he loses his ability to form a coherent sentence. Worse yet is managing to utter a sentence, only to realize you did not say what you meant, but instead, you phrased a statement that has a very inappropriate sensual connotation.
We don't judge people for their preferences but damn, that was probably the worst timing in history to express something like that.
Caring Is Creepy
It was the indie band "The Shines" who coined the term "Caring Is Creepy" and damn, we think they were really onto something, how else could you excuse this totally misguided romantic gesture that turned out to be seriously creepy?
We hope this kid learned his lesson. Though, again, judging by all the high school movies we watched, this doesn't seem like an uncommon practice, so we get why this kid got confused, love can be harder to navigate than a dead-ended labyrinth.
The first experiences we have with love, dating, and rejection are the ones that shape us the most. This is why this person lost the tiny amount of self-confidence they had when their advances were sadly denayed by a girl they liked.
We personally think this was a very sweet gesture, even if the friendship bracelet didn't fit. We're sure this person found who someone knows how to appreciate their gestures.