So you’re thinking about getting a tattoo, but you don’t want anything too subtle or understated. You want something flashy, something that screams “MONEY!” Well, here’s an idea for you. Imagine a giant wad of dollar bills tattooed on your arm, just waiting to catch the light and blind anyone who looks at it.
Sure, your modest parents might disapprove, and your conservative friends might give you weird looks whenever they see you, but who cares? You’ve got a flashy tattoo that’s sure to turn heads and make a statement wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and get that tattoo.
If the hair on your head's becoming see-through and your hairline is starting to recede, quit clinging to those hopes of a comeback mane and get a tattoo that celebrates it. Yes, that's right, stop hiding behind baseball caps, spray-on hair, and questionable combing techniques and just embrace your shiny dome with a funny tattoo.
Sure it might be tacky, but it shows you're confident about your appearance AND that you don't mind making fun of yourself, which proves you have a great sense of humor. And if you’ve got that, you don’t need anything else. Guys, forget male pattern baldness and start living with male pattern boldness.
So you're tired of seeing people with terrible tattoos. You know, ones like this that make you cringe and wonder if the person has any sense of taste or judgment? Well, fear not my friend, for we have a terrific solution for you. Introducing the "Bad Tattoo Intervention" program!
That's right, you heard us. We're going to save the world from terrible tattoos, one intervention at a time. Sadly, this intervention wasn't set up in time to stop this terrible design from getting inked and this guy will have to live with this mistake for the rest of his days.
Oh boy, a smiling mouth on your hand tattoo? Because who needs subtlety when you can have a bold and daring tattoo that everyone will see as soon as your place your hand over your mouth? No more fussing with face masks or forgetting them at home. Just a quick, easy solution right at your fingertips.
But wait, it gets better. Not only will your "Hand Mouth" tattoo be 'functional', but it'll also be a conversation starter. Just be warned, there is a downside to the "Hand Mouth" tattoo, everyone who sees it will ask "Why would you want such a hideous tattoo, just so you can place it over your mouth?"
We can't tell if this is supposed to be a tree with a hula hoop or a mushroom cloud from a nuclear blast over the sea. But looking at it for a hot minute, we navigated through the murky waters and finally figured out it must be a mushroom cloud.
Yes, getting a tattoo seems to be everybody's favorite pastime nowadays, but what exactly makes these tattoos so bad when everybody else seems to think they're the bee's knees? All we know is that if it takes this long to decipher a tattoo, it couldn't have been done by a professional.