These teachers decided that they hold the key to their students’ future and so decided to take it a step further with the power of their professional clout. They are now charging fees to put a good word in on each student to their parents. This definitely beats hard work and actually doing homework. All one needs is anywhere from $1 to $10, and voila! You now have your teacher on your side.
It would cost though, so prepare to pay up. Or find out first which would actually take less work, forking up a few bucks or sitting down and focusing on getting your paper done. Your decision – like your future – rests on you.
Superhero Class 101
Either this class is filled with students who have superhero powers and are being trained on how to properly use them, or their teacher is messing with them. Either way, this homework is a good way for them to practice reaching beyond their grasp and doing what they can for the good of all. That is if they could first master the art of Kung Fu – odd that the teacher prioritized this instead of ending world hunger. Maybe because Kung Fu is easier and more fun to do?
The deadline for all these to be completed is Monday next week. If you can’t fulfill all, items 2, 3, 5, and 6 would be good enough. After this, write a personal reflection on your experience. And hope for the best that the teacher is actually grading your work and not just getting a laugh out of your efforts.
A Tree Is the Best Teacher
The teachers in this school have probably had it up to their heads in paperwork and decided to entrust the profession of teaching to anyone who is available, right here and now. Fortunately or unfortunately for the students in this school, a tree fell right in front of the principal, and thus it was decided it was God’s answer for the school’s current lack of teachers.
Meet Professor Tree – an expert in oxygen production, carbon dioxide processing, and chlorophyll making. They also know a thing or two about climbing cats and pooping birds. Feel free to ask them questions about life and how it feels being blown by the wind.
Write Your Name
This instruction is simple enough, yet many seem unable to follow it, either due to carelessness or embarrassment - we're not entirely sure. The latter stems from knowing the fact that your name will be forever attached to a paper bearing the red letter C, D, or F.
Own up to your work, though. Embrace anything and everything you are responsible for. It will help you become a decent and responsible human being in the long run. But if you prefer not to write your name, go ahead; it’s a free country. But it's your loss, not your teacher’s.
The Teacher Is Boss
This is how mafia honchos roll, as well as any kidnapper out to get a ransom from their victims. Who said teachers couldn’t use the same strategy on their students? It is a free country, after all. So whoever hid this dude, all we can say is - prepare for your teacher’s wrath.
Though no heads will roll and no blood will curdle, your grades definitely will. If you love your grades, if you love having high grades, if your parents love you because you have high grades, get the dude out and save yourselves. Trust me; it’s for the best.