There is always that one family in school. The one that just has kid after kid, and every single one of the brothers or sisters is weird and strange in their own special way. Sometimes literally special. And sometimes, every single sibling is as bad as the next. This is pretty much what the following teacher had to experience.
But, eventually, there are no more family members for the teachers to handle. Always good for the teachers, but new troublesome kids will always be entering your classroom door. This teacher was super relieved that this girl was the last of her nightmare family that he would have to deal with.
Papers on My Desk by Monday
Even teachers have to have a day off once in a while (not counting Summer, for some reason). Sick days, some well-earned vacation, doctor's appointments, etc. Usually, that means the teachers get a substitute, and they can just sit back and watch an episode of “Bill Nye the Science Guy” or something like that.
But in this class, the kids don't get a day off even when the teacher isn't there – she's always watching, always looking over their shoulders. Turn in your homework, put those phones away, and pay attention. They didn't even get a substitute teacher to cover for them. How rude!
Just a Little Shapes Joke
Kids these days, you know? They think any funny image is a meme. We're sure that if students saw this, they'd think it's a meme. Thing is, we don't think it's a meme. You can't draw a little smiley face on a piece of paper and call it a meme.
It's just a drawing. This, too, is just a drawing. A cartoon, one might say. And while the joke is simple, it still might get a chuckle out of someone who has never seen it. That's all we can ask, right? It doesn't have to make you laugh every time.
Smile for the Camera, Princess
A photo ID is just another part of the school year for many teachers. Most of them just show up in some nice duds, give the camera a grin, and move along. For some strange reason, one teacher decided the proper thing to do one year was to dress up like Princess Leia from “Star Wars.”
He was likely already bald on top – guys named Brian Dennert usually are – so he grabbed a white robe, a little hair bun, and a Star Wars laser and looked ready to overthrow the Empire. Right after he is done teaching AP World History.
Seems Like a Fun Class
For our money, a no-nonsense teacher is the best kind of teacher. The one that tells you to shut up, get your butt in your seat, put your phone away, and pay attention, or he might just start throwing things around the place. This Professor Brown seems like one of those guys.
He is a physics professor, and they come in two stripes: the aforementioned no-nonsense style and the kind that is so loopy and weird you might as well not be taking a class at all. Professor Brown is the kind that forges people that come up with new theories.