This might have been directed to someone that wasn’t intentional, but we like to think that it still got where it needed to go. Hey, being unfaithful isn’t good. If you get caught you’re going to have to deal with the most important woman in your life (your mom or your wife) being pretty mad at you for getting that one thing wrong.
The thing you absolutely aren’t supposed to get wrong. Just don’t do it. It seems easy, but it’s like the dark side.
No Longer Friends, Probably
Looking at all of these stories, it's somewhat incredible how common it is to send a text to the exact person you don't want to send it to. Accidentally telling mom what you bought her for Christmas, or texting your boss about how much you hate that specific boss. Going into detail about what details about your boss you loathe, to that very boss.
This story goes on to say that the texter then followed up with Rosa saying “don't open that previous SMS. It is a virus.” Yeah, uh we don't think it will work out like that. Good luck to Rosa in finding a new friend.
Text Flew to the Wrong Hobbit
That shouldn't be that hard to explain, right? You were trapped at the top of the black tower Orthanc, the realm of Saruman the White, who turned against the forces of good and sided with Sauron in an effort to gain power for himself. Everybody gets the reference, and that's not even a joke. Yeah, the movies are pretty long, but what're three hours? You only have to watch the first one, which I think is the best one. It's just so good.
Oh, but there must be context, yes? The context is you had battled Saruman and trapped on top of the tower until Gwaihir, the Lord of the Eagles, bore you away on swift strong pinions.
Finally Letting His Feelings Out
Lots to comment on here. There's a bonding moment between pals, some hilarious drunk texting, and the fact that he referred to his girlfriend or wife or whatever as “the woman.” It's charming in a slightly less-than-savory way. We hope this was an opportunity to take a look at the feelings that some people tend to bury while they're spending time together.
Remember, it's never too late to tell someone that you love them. You don't want to look back on life and realize that you never told them how you felt. You don't even have to be drunk to do it! It might be harder, but it's possible.
That's Not Legally Binding, Right?
We don't think you can pay someone in truffles, though depending on the KIND of truffles, it might be more worth it. What part of the W2 would that fall under? Probably box 14: other. Anyway, it was just a joke, it was all just a joke. Let it be known that all raises should be in the form of money.
There's talk these days about giving out cryptocurrency or NFTs as bonuses or gifts, which is certainly better than nothing. On the other hand, it's a lot worse than actual money most of the time.