Maybe if you didn’t insult your brother like that, you wouldn’t be in this kind of situation. Medical students have it pretty tough, and sending that kind of message to your attending physician isn’t a great way to make things any easier. Running late is common these days, especially for someone as busy as an attending. We hear they’re all over the place.
Thankfully this was seen as what it was – a simple mistake. It was laughed off and kept in the back pocket for when the attending needed to embarrass the med student. The attending was a med student once, there’s an understanding there.
So Many Twists It's Like an M. Night Shyamalan Movie
If you're a slow reader, this one was probably really confusing. What's wrong with telling your girlfriend that you love her? What do you mean it was sent to the wrong person? It was supposed to be for your mother?! Those three little words get us into so much trouble.
The best part is, the texter in question could have just left the message out there as a charming little note instead of jumping the gun and saying it was for someone else, even if it was his mom. Hopefully, he didn't make any kind of mistake when he did text his mom, or he'd have two angry women on his heels.
Information a Professional Doesn't Need
Someone who works out of their phone as a general contractor is probably used to a lot of stuff, but this kind of message would give anyone but the most experienced professional a dose of confusion. The little poo emojis are a nice touch, but that doesn't mean there won't be some follow-up texts to clear the air.
This person will have lots of time in the home's smallest room to figure out the best way to proceed if the rumors about White Castle are true. Now there are two people that have to be texted in order to make sure everything runs smoothly.
Wow, Amazon Sells Everything
Ah, T9. When texting took three times as long, had three times as many unintentional spelling errors, and had to stay under a character limit or your dad would get angry at you. Those who are too young to have participated in this – or just skipped it entirely – consider yourselves lucky.
Things like this are less likely to happen using a standard keyboard. Some of the letters are similar, but P and R are so far away it just doesn't happen. We wonder if the request was fulfilled, and hope it wasn't.
At Least You Got to Go to Heaven First
Well, if you're going to get caught going somewhere, Wisconsin is the place to go. It's really very beautiful there. Of course, this would be a lot easier if you don't accidentally text the one person you don't want to know about your travel plans.
Whether you're just skipping over the border or driving from far away, there aren't a lot of places to hide in Wisconsin. There's the Dells, there's Lambeau Field, there are a few big cities, and a couple of other places. But you won't get to enjoy those places if you tell your mom before you go.