This time it’s not Dad who is trying to make a buck-fifty using their kid as a merch pawn, but it’s actually his mother. They don’t really seem to look that interested in the game here, either.
What do you think their story is? Are they true soccer fans who really want to hang the shirt up on the wall? Does this kid really think his mother is a human sacrifice? Was it all staged by the gods of marketing and P.R. to give us viewers a laugh or two? Please don’t sell your moms for t-shirts, kids.
A Discouraging Sign
The Seattle Seahawks are a great team from a gorgeously lush corner of the United States, but apparently, it’s filling up. This fan is using his 15 minutes of fame to warn any potential transplants to the Northwest area of its climatic downfalls. He’s not exaggerating, downfalls happen all the time in the Pacific Northwest. Grey skies and continuous rain have been blamed for increased rates of depression in the area. It’s no joke.
On the other hand, the Seahawks have brought Seattleites some rays of happiness with a Super Bowl championship in 2013 and by advancing to the playoffs every year after, excluding 2017. On a sad note, however, the Seahawks were stripped of their championship title when the Patriots defeated them at Super Bowl XLIX. But what a season!
It’s a Sign
This just in: God played for the Miami Dolphins. It’s perfectly clear. Jesus, Himself, is giving us a sign. Or else, we’ve got a heretic dressed as the son of God in our midst. But he’s got a point. Linebacker Cam Wake was like God for the Dolphins.
In one season, he trounced opponents with 53 tackles while instilling the fear of the Almighty in the heart of every AFC quarterback with 98 career sacks. But now that Wake signed with the Tennessee Titans, has God thus forsaken His son?
Fire Coach Fox
This clever sign attracted lots of network cameras. Chicago’s WGN9 TV featured the fan’s plea in a story they ran about the Chicago Bears and their unpopular coach. The Bears fan base took to the Mozilla Firefox web browser logo to get their message across. It became a rallying cry to get rid of coach John Fox.
The fans won! After three seasons, Fox was ousted with a 14-34 record. In a prepared statement, he said, “Thank you to all the players, coaches, the city of Chicago, and Bears fans everywhere, your passion for the game and this team is unmatched in the NFL.” Fox is currently a former NFL coach, due, in part, to the passion of Chicagoans.
Endless Humiliation for the Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers owner, Dean Spanos, has racked up very few fans since he announced the team’s move to Los Angeles. On the other hand, he’s acquired quite a following from displeased San Diego Chargers fans. They will troll him every chance they get.
“Thanks, Dean.” Sarcasm alert! This fan is reminding people that Spanos is responsible for sending two future Hall of Famers, quarterback Philip Rivers and tight end Antonio Gates, to finish off their careers on a soccer field. At this point, the passing and receiving duo may never get the chance to be inducted. What could be more disrespectful?