Strutting down an Italian street on a lovely spring day is Kris Jenner dressed in her finest…tablecloth? We mean, that leopard print is great, but what, dear Kris, are those cream-colored tassels everywhere?!
It looks like a very chic and elegant tablecloth you would use at fun dinner parties, but as a dress, and paired with black flip-flops? We’re going to have to pass. Kris gets some points for those gorgeous earrings and cool sunglasses, though.
A Wintery Nightmare
We appreciate the excruciatingly hard work it must have taken to design and create this fashion piece, but with all due respect to Givenchy, this looks like white sheer fabric with balls of worn-out Styrofoam glued on top.
While we love the bottom skirt, covered in little classy white pearls, the upper part looks like it belongs in the costume department of the Narnia films, not on the red carpet of an event.
Mamma Is in Pajamas
The matriarch of the Kardashian clan, Kris Jenner, is supposed to be the epitome of fashion. However, Kris showed up in what looked like a pajama suit to the 2022 NY Fashion Week. A very high-end Hermes pajama, of course, but a pajama nonetheless.
We love the small purse, though, and those black latex gloves go very well with the colors. She does look incredibly comfortable; we’ll give her that.
A Pink, Feathered Mess
Here is Kris attending her daughter Kourtney’s’ wedding to Blink-182 ex-drummer Travis Barker, In Italy. She looks like a very proud mother with that adorable smile. But for the love of everything that is holy in fashion, why wear a pink-feathered costume?
The pale pink gown would have been perfect if it was covered in some feathers, but not so many. The billowing sleeves just make it look like more of a fluffy bed cover.
A Little Too Shiny Out
Of every questionable fashion decision Kris has made over the years, this is definitely not the worst. In fact, we love those opaque black tights and chic black leather boots. As for the dress, the design is fine, but it’s a bit too golden and shiny.
Also, what is the deal with so many different fabric patterns? There are the straight lines, the hodge-podge turtle neck, the upper stomach area is covered by what looks like a series of gold coins. Too much of a mess.