Of every questionable fashion decision Kris has made over the years, this is definitely not the worst. In fact, we love those opaque black tights and chic black leather boots. As for the dress, the design is fine, but it’s a bit too golden and shiny.
Also, what is the deal with so many different fabric patterns? There are the straight lines, the hodge-podge turtle neck, the upper stomach area is covered by what looks like a series of gold coins. Too much of a mess.
Is That a Leopard-Print Tablecloth?
Strutting down an Italian street on a lovely spring day is Kris Jenner dressed in her finest…tablecloth? We mean, that leopard print is great, but what, dear Kris, are those cream-colored tassels everywhere?!
It looks like a very chic and elegant tablecloth you would use at fun dinner parties, but as a dress, and paired with black flip-flops? We’re going to have to pass. Kris gets some points for those gorgeous earrings and cool sunglasses, though.
A Pink, Feathered Mess
Here is Kris attending her daughter Kourtney’s’ wedding to Blink-182 ex-drummer Travis Barker, In Italy. She looks like a very proud mother with that adorable smile. But for the love of everything that is holy in fashion, why wear a pink-feathered costume?
The pale pink gown would have been perfect if it was covered in some feathers, but not so many. The billowing sleeves just make it look like more of a fluffy bed cover.
How Many Rips?
Listen. We have no problem with these pants. We love velvet, and we would welcome it to any outfit. Damn, we even wish the sunnies were velvet-covered themselves. Our problem here is the top — if this is even considered a top. It looks more like a fabric scrap that was forced onto Kim's torso. It's asymmetrical, non-velvety, and all-around bizarre.
Not to mention the biggest fail - Kim's torso contouring that's meant to complement the top makes her look, well, bruised. That's a look nobody would want.
What the Flock?
Oh no! Looks like Kourtney robbed a flock of birds to make her skirt. The feathered skirt was kind of a thing for a very short period of time — but this time, it's just a bit too much. Then the dress gets even more complicated with a black leather waistband, a blue strapless top, and then a blue lace overlay that's long-sleeved. It's a bit too much for us.
Kourtney, however, does have great legs and can pull off this mini look. But just don't wear that dress again, please.