We love everything about this outfit – the jeans, the platinum bodysuit, the blonde-white hair, the turquoise nails. Everything BUT the huge hole in the middle of Kim’s bodysuit! The look would have been perfect had it not been for that incoherent lack of fabric in the middle of her stomach.
Also, we’re not sure about that alien-like silver jacket since it seems to look like she just covered herself up in layers of wrinkled aluminum foil.
A Mismatch of Color
Kim looks like a wrong genie who came out of a fashion disaster bottle. The satin coral-colored skirt, the bright purple long-sleeved blouse with the stomach showing, and the turquoise shoes. It looked like Kim was picking out her outfit in the dark.
She was promoting her new perfume, but honestly, we doubt anybody could look away from her clothes. And would someone please tell us what that golden curtain rope is doing around her waist?!
Too Many Bows
Though we love that Kim chose a baby pink color for her gown while attending the Baby2Baby Gala, we think she overdid it with the bows.
The dress itself really compliments her figure, but a bow on the chest, a bow on the waist, and just a whole bunch of extra fabric that just seems wrapped around in a mess is not working for us. Love the hot pink shoes, though.
The Curtain Dress
The only cute thing about Kourtney Kardashian in this photo is her smile. Sorry, Kourt, but that dress really isn’t working to your advantage. It looks like somebody draped her with a very blue and satiny curtain fabric.
The multiple layers on the skirt going in all directions, not to mention the different shades of blue, really isn’t a good look. But hey, at least she matched the stilettos with the bag.
Is That a Plastic Bag?
Considering this is Kim Kardashian we’re talking about, of course this dress has to be haute couture. But if we’re honest, it looks like someone wrapped Kim up in a very shiny, very large grey plastic bag. Everything is just too glossy and sleek. Even her hair looks like it was glued down.
We can’t even imagine how difficult it was to walk around in that all night. Then again, if anyone wants to recreate the look, they’ll be able to do it by visiting their local Home Depot store.