Sure, two dollars and three cents (plus whatever that weird brown coin is) isn’t a huge tip, but it looks like this guy was having a strange night to begin with. He might not have had anything else to leave. Still, he left some other things that would come together to make a really strange story. A large fountain drink is worth a little bit, even if you do have to get it at a movie theater.
There’s also a condom, which…don’t know, we guess could come in handy for some reasons. And a U.F.O. License from the state of New Mexico. Doesn’t that make it identified? It would be an I.F.O. then. Also, this was a Waffle House, so this sort of tip probably isn’t all that odd.
Notes for the Server
See, we might catch a little bit of flak for this, but this is actually what you should do! If somebody wasn’t very good at being a server, you don’t have to tip them that much! You should still tip them at least nominally, but you don’t have to give them twenty percent of the bill!
This person, as long as we believe the notes written on the bill, had a little bit of difficulty getting things right. And that’s fine, you don’t have to tip extra if you don’t want to. However, we feel like it was a little rude to leave a message like this one. It’s an explanation, sure, but it comes off a little high and mighty. But, at least the server has an explanation and can potentially learn from past mistakes.
Banks Hate This One Simple Trick
We have no information if this was a good tip or not compared to the bill, but a ten-dollar bill is a pretty good bet that it was acceptable. You’d have to get into seventy or eighty dollars before it starts to become bad. The person who posted this photo was laughing at it for a different reason – maybe you can figure out what it is.
It seems it’s a lot easier to earn money than some people might think. We’d try this out, but we only have one-dollar bills currently, and we know a lot of people don’t think that two-dollar bills are real. Oh, wait! We could just add a little zero at the end. There. Ten times as rich!
Wait Until He Finds Out About the Next Bunch of Presidents
Being upset about the government taking your money is a classic move. And there are a lot of people who are right to be a little miffed at the incredible amount of spending and monetary malfeasance that those cats in Washington think they can get away with. But, if you take the time to make and print out (or buy) these cards, you might not know the whole picture.
Yes, Proposition 30 says you have to pay more above a certain threshold, but you only get taxed the extra on the amount above the threshold. The problem is, they can tax all they want, but they have to get spending out of control first. Stupid card, no matter what.
Exquisite Under-the-Sea Service
When the service at a restaurant is really good, you want to leave something special. This family had such a good time at the restaurant that not only did the server get a real twenty-dollar tip (approximately twenty-two percent, so a great tip), but we’re told that the son of the family wanted to leave something special, too.
The gift was a thousand big ones, as long as big ones means fake money from “Spongebob Squarepants.” Unfortunately, this isn’t actually worth anything, but it does certainly draw the eye. You might get lucky and find a collector who wants to take this kind of “cash” off your hands, but otherwise it’s not really worth anything. It’s a fun story to tell the other servers, at least. That’s worth a little something.