Those holiday decorations are getting weirder and weirder as years go by, don’t you think? There are some crazy designs and interesting, non-traditional colors that may surprise you. But still, the six-point star and the blue/white color scheme should have been a big enough clue that this flag can only decorate the homes of those who don’t celebrate Christmas.
We understand that in today’s world, being politically correct is rule number one to follow; however, where and who draws the line between celebrating the birth of Christ and memorizing the Maccabees with lighting a Menora?
No No No
When posing for a Christmas card, you may wear an ugly sweater, you may dress up as Santa; you may even use bad special effects. What you may not do is dress your wife and possibly underage daughters in t-shirts that say Ho. This can never be excused, and there is no good explanation for this.
The worst thing that could happen is if we discover that this was deliberately done and that this father thought he was turning his family into a really bad Christmas joke.
Going through three bottles of liquor tends to knock you out, and John here has had to learn it the hard way. While his Christmas party guests are having fun in the living room, he will have to sleep it off in the bathroom. Let that be a lesson, John, and next year, when you are planning to have a Christmas party in your house, try to reconsider.
It is better to find yourself in a position like this in somebody else's bathroom. Then, you are guaranteed that once you will be kicked out and forced to make your way home. Who knows how long you are going to stay like this now?
Meet this guy and his invisible girlfriend, Stacy. Since they first met on an ice skating rink a few months ago, the two have been inseparable. They know that sending out joint Christmas cards is a big step in their relationship, but they are confident that this one's going to last. They are hoping to have some invisible children someday too, but for now, they are happy just being with each other.
The terms of a partner, male or female, have changed dramatically over the years. If once, a certain shape of the head and a certain length of hair were mandatory, these days you can go without, and an invisible partner counts just as much.
No Gifts for Me, Thanks
Santa is usually a positive figure. You know, it's a nice old man handing out presents. Who wouldn't want to spend some time with him, right? Well, apparently, not all kids are fans of Santa. When you think about it, there is some sense to it. After all, aren't we all taught not to sit on a stranger's lap no matter what presents he has to offer and no matter how nice others might think he is?
Parents, make up your minds. If we can't talk to strangers, then Snata, as far as we are concerned, is a stranger too. Coming over once a year doesn't make him family.