Santa is usually a positive figure. You know, it’s a nice old man handing out presents. Who wouldn’t want to spend some time with him, right? Well, apparently, not all kids are fans of Santa. When you think about it, there is some sense to it. After all, aren’t we all taught not to sit on a stranger’s lap no matter what presents he has to offer and no matter how nice others might think he is?
Parents, make up your minds. If we can’t talk to strangers, then Snata, as far as we are concerned, is a stranger too. Coming over once a year doesn’t make him family.
Wrong Religion, Guys
Those holiday decorations are getting weirder and weirder as years go by, don't you think? There are some crazy designs and interesting, non-traditional colors that may surprise you. But still, the six-point star and the blue/white color scheme should have been a big enough clue that this flag can only decorate the homes of those who don't celebrate Christmas.
We understand that in today's world, being politically correct is rule number one to follow; however, where and who draws the line between celebrating the birth of Christ and memorizing the Maccabees with lighting a Menora?
Meet this guy and his invisible girlfriend, Stacy. Since they first met on an ice skating rink a few months ago, the two have been inseparable. They know that sending out joint Christmas cards is a big step in their relationship, but they are confident that this one's going to last. They are hoping to have some invisible children someday too, but for now, they are happy just being with each other.
The terms of a partner, male or female, have changed dramatically over the years. If once, a certain shape of the head and a certain length of hair were mandatory, these days you can go without, and an invisible partner counts just as much.
Ho Ho, Hold Up... What's Happening?
We appreciate the seasonal backdrop, the elf costume, and the fact that this guy found proper attire for his bunny. The only thing we wish for is for the guy to not look like he just remembered his gingerbread cookies should have been out of the oven 45 minutes ago.
We know that Santa's sleigh is pulled by reindeer, but we like to think that elves have smaller ones pulled by little bunnies like the one in the picture. This is another perfect example of what Christmas presenters are not supposed to look like and what Christmas presenters are not supposed to represent.
It's All in the Eyes
These people have obviously never heard of smizing. Otherwise, their smiles would have reached their eyes rather than stopping at the corners of their mouths and making them look like psychopaths who ate bad sushi. The baby in the middle actually looks like she's been posing for the camera since the day she was born.
Maybe the government should pass a new bill that will include the doos and don'ts regarding family photos, especially around Christmas. At childbirth, the parents will receive guidelines as to how and where to smile, and if the photo doesn't meet the regulation conditions, well, no Christmas for you.