We have to imagine that this was some kind of prank from a disgruntled employee or that the decoration director for that mall is out of their mind, because what sane person would put a Christmas tree like that inside a mall?!
Was this part of an inside joke about how “crappy” the holidays can be? Was it an ode to the famous emoji? The idea of a single spiral band for a Christmas tree is all good and well, but people, please choose a different color at least! Then again, mall shoppers probably had a blast just making fun of this insanity.
The Evil Tree Ornament
Let’s please all agree that this classic Christmas decoration should be retired from use… for good. We understand the importance of traditional ornaments, especially when they’ve been part of a family’s holidays for decades. But folks, this white angel is the stuff of nightmares!
With all the gorgeous ornaments available nowadays, sometimes it’s time to renew and let go of the old. Bring the elves, the stars, the stockings, the reindeer, the colorful orbs, anything but this creepy angel. It actually looks like she has fangs on her cheeks, and those eyes are way too scary for Christmas. Put it in the trash, buddy. Or save it for Halloween.
Christmas Toilet Paper
You’ve got to love anybody who takes Christmas so seriously as to put holiday-themed toilet paper in their bathroom. Then again, we’re not so sure how right it would feel to use Santa’s face to wipe your bottom.
Also, the printing department behind this toilet paper didn’t seem to think about how their “Ho, Ho, Hos” would look when the paper was actually put in its place. But hey, all things considered, “Oh Oh Oh” certainly seems more fitting to a bathroom experience. At least whoever uses this will get a kick out of the misprint and have holiday cheer even in the restroom!
Christmas Tree or Slime Ball?
This abomination of a cake looks like it should be on some kind of TV show for the biggest holiday baking fails. Then again, to be fair, this person chose a professional-level cake and clearly didn’t consider the amount of skill that was required. The result was a gigantic green slime-ball-looking thing with M&Ms and clustered cocoa puffs.
Which makes us wonder why this person chose puffs to make a star in the first place. We hope it tasted the opposite of how it looked, although we suspect this person had some convincing to do when it came to handing out pieces of cake to their holiday guests.
Santa and His “Reindeer”
You would think that one of the leading chocolate companies in the world would have a first-rate design department when it came to its chocolates. Well, you’d be wrong, since Lindt put out these Christmas edition boxes of Santa and his ‘Gold Reindeer Sleigh’.
Only those reindeer look like bunny rabbits – or severely deformed reindeer that are having a tough Christmas. Maybe the Swiss chocolate giant came up with a new breed of animal for Christmas – the ‘reinbunny’. Then again, let’s be honest: whatever they look like, milk chocolate will always be devoured in seconds, especially if it’s from Lindt.