When someone’s face is covered with acne it is very unpleasant. It makes people feel self-conscious about their looks and it is also sore and uncomfortable.
Very young children aren’t socialized yet, but it was still hard to take when the child walked up and said what he did.
Couldn’t It Wait?
A double whammy. What was her boyfriend thinking? She is dealing with the tragic death of a pet, and he barrels through with the breakup announcement while she is bawling her eyes out over losing her dog.
Next, he thinks she is going to get back together with him. Completely oblivious. Looks like this guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Christmas in July?
This guy says his problem is that he is a special kind of ugly. Otherwise, this woman would not have to say she is booked out for the year. She claims to have rehearsal for Christmas caroling every single day.
In the middle of summer. This seems like quite a takedown story. A comedian, eh?
Rejected. Denied. No.
He gets it. He was rejected for the position. Why beat the failed applicant over the head with a letter of refusal? The only upside is that he wasn’t alone.
He and his graduate school partner were both dismissed for the job in academia, so at least they had each other to keep positive.
A Not-So-Happy Birthday Text
This story is downright sad. He gets a text notification, expecting, naturally, a “happy birthday” message. But no. His girlfriend broke up with him by text message on his birthday.
She couldn’t wait one more day or tell him in person. And, to top it off, the breakup was sanctioned by God. He didn’t just get rejected by his girlfriend, but also by the lord himself.