Jogging is a messy business. Runners get red, hot, and sweaty, which usually results in them wearing less textile than they would when they are, let’s say, waiting for their package at the post office. This household has had its fair share of joggers pass that house.
Unfortunately, it looks like not everyone got the original memo for the dress code. Something about those jiggling bodies offends the kids (or the parents) in that house. Well, it looks like either the kids are going to have to avert their eyes, or those joggers might have to start covering up. This might not go down well.
Poor sign, there's something about you that just makes people want to throw things, stones specifically. It's almost like you're asking for it. That little plaque might as well have a bullseye mark on it and a nearby scoreboard. It's a human nature thing. We always want what we can't have.
That's why diets never work. Or, at least, they will only start working once someone sees the power in telling a person they cannot, under any circumstances, have a cucumber. As much as it appears as if you don't want stones thrown at you, trust people to do the exact opposite of what they're told.
No Hanging Zone
Please avoid hanging signs on this fence at all costs. This fence is not made for signs, it merely does not have the strength for it, nor does it look good. This fence doesn't belong to you. Oh, wait? A sign is already there it seems. Lead by example then.
All jokes aside, it seems that this fence belonged to someone who kept getting swamped with signs. Guess there is no way better way to get the message across other than sticking a sign on the fence. It's not like the owner could just cover it with saran wrap. Those things are expensive!
Your Car Will Be Totally Fine
This humorous photo of a sign exhibits the consequences of grammatical errors on warning signs. While the makers of this sign most likely were trying to convey that all illegally parked cars will be fined — with a "d" — they obviously unintentionally left out this very important letter.
As for the viewers of this sign, it is a blessing in disguise (as long as it holds up in court). Overly concerned about getting a parking ticket? It looks like this sign could get you off scot-free! Even if it does turn out that you’ve parked illegally. Thank the god of grammar.
Acts of Kindness
It's signs like these that remind us that ultimately, people are good-natured. It's easy to forget it, especially while reading an article full of signs that were put up to keep other people away for various reasons (political affiliation, property damage, unfaithful spouses about to meet a new reality — you name it).
While this isn't exactly a funny sign, it does make us smile. Look, it was even covered in plastic to protect it from the rain! If only more people could be this way, instead of posting the signs we usually see. We would certainly see more smiles in the world.