There’s nothing worse than stepping on dog poop on your own lawn. If you have a dog it may be one occupational hazard, but this is not the case in question here. In this case, you own the lawn. You do NOT own the dog. It is simply unforgivable.
This is not something that can just be glossed over. The only way to handle this is to give the culprit a taste of their own medicine. When they say they’re going to send their grandson to retaliate, are they talking about a little kid? Or is their grandson a grown man? We really hope it’s the former!
Thirty, Flirty & Fabulously Old
This has got to be one of the best practical jokes. This young neighborhood wanted everyone to know that someone's turning thirty, and this is the best way to go about it. Apparently, when you hit thirty, you're considered an old man. Evidently, along with the aches and the pains you don't deserve a cake either!
Hey, you'll all get there eventually too. Maybe they rotate these signs around whenever one of them becomes a year older. That could be a fun tradition. We can't wait to see what this person's friends will do when one of them turns forty.
A Sign From Above
Churches have lawns too. And if they have lawns they can have some lawn signs like this one. Except this one has somewhat of an ominous aura to it. You know times are tough when your local church puts up a message delivered by the big guy up there.
We wonder what took place in this community that instigated this sign — but we bet the residents were on their best behavior the second this sign went up. Nobody wants to get a house call. We know what house calls mean when it's your schoolteacher, we wouldn't want to even think about what happens when it's The Almighty.
Cat's Out of the Bag
People who smoke have every right to harm their own health if they so wish. The problem starts when their disgusting habits are about to harm other people, other people's property, or other people's pets. One way to make sure your cigarettes aren't harming others is to NOT throw the butts on someone else's lawn.
The best way to get someone to stop throwing cigarette butts on the ground is to blame your cat's nicotine dependency. To make matters even more dramatic, they added a photo of the junkie in question! Perhaps they were trying to trigger the culprit's empathy?
It's You, Not Me
Marriage often means that two people choose to stay together despite the things they don't agree on. Politics can usually be one of those things. This family still supports the man of the house in his other endeavors and passions — but they want it to be clear that their political views are not aligned.
This is the ultimate way to clear your name while still showing your love. We are, however, left with the question of where the wife and son's allegiance really is. If only they had their own lawn sign to place next to the Romney one...