This person only had one simple request. All he wanted was for people to stop parking in front of his garage. He tried the usual “No Parking” sign, but that just didn’t work. After many failed attempts and many annoying people who couldn’t care less, he landed on the perfect idea.
Why ask nicely, when one can use biblical language in order to command others? If it’s written like one of the ten commandments, then who knows, maybe it’s the 11th one! If it looks like the words of the Lord, people might actually listen. Seriously how has no one else thought of this sooner?
A Good, Hoppy Ending
At some point, signs that indicate that children are around have stopped being enough for crazy car drivers who just want to get home as fast as possible and don't seem to care about anything else. They see that yellow traffic sign with the kid's silhouette on it and just keep going like it wasn't even there.
This person came up with the perfect solution: everyone should drive as if the whole road is riddled with bunnies. That imagery is enough to confuse anyone into driving a bit more slowly and carefully. Plus, people will drive slower if only for a chance to read the sign properly.
Off the Arts!
Every once in a while one should take oneself out to soak in some culture and see some good art. But, those who aren't used to seeing fine art might have a hard time knowing how to behave when they finally get to gaze at it for the first time.
Our first intuition wouldn't be to climb or hang on any painting or sculpture, but we've already learned there's always gonna be someone with stupid instincts that will need such a sign. Sure, it seems redundant to the rest of us, but something tells us it was put up there after one too many cases of wild climbing.
No Witches Allowed
When you think about it, witches do have an unfair advantage when it comes to basketball. After all, they can fly on their brooms all the way up to the hoop and shoot a basketball in a way not even the tallest person on earth could.
This is why witches should indeed be banned from playing against us humans. Or, if they really want to get on that court, they would have to leave the broom on the bleachers to even things out. What actually promoted this sign, we'll never know, but we bet there's a great story behind it.
No Turning Back
Do you ever feel like no matter what you do, everything turns out wrong? We all feel that way sometimes. Well, just today, especially for you, we have a sign that affirms exactly what you've already been feeling, you have, indeed, chosen the wrong way.
Who knows, maybe you'll learn something along the way! We mean, you probably won't, so at this point, you may as well just enjoy the ride, cause it seems like there's no turning back. Seriously, this sign looks like it is positioned in a place where people can see only one they are ON the wrong way.