Here we have a fantastic example of a “take everything my ex owned” kind of yard sale. If there is anything we can learn from that kind of article it is to never leave things at your significant other’s house if they aren’t all that significant to you. What would one buy from a twenty-something-year-old (we’re assuming) anyway?
Student loans and some video games? It doesn’t sound too appealing to us, maybe that’s why this woman broke up with him in the first place. Let’s just hope that her next relationship will be with someone who has more to offer.
Thirty, Flirty & Fabulously Old
This has got to be one of the best practical jokes. This young neighborhood wanted everyone to know that someone's turning thirty, and this is the best way to go about it. Apparently, when you hit thirty, you're considered an old man. Evidently, along with the aches and the pains you don't deserve a cake either!
Hey, you'll all get there eventually too. Maybe they rotate these signs around whenever one of them becomes a year older. That could be a fun tradition. We can't wait to see what this person's friends will do when one of them turns forty.
Making Pour Decisions
If a pirate were ever to move to a suburban neighborhood, we're guessing this is the exact sign they would choose to put up on their front yard. Well, that sign and maybe a model of a ship. Come election season, you're expected to put up lawn signs publically announcing your political opinions.
Well, "expected" is a big word. It's just the only time when obnoxious people are given a license to be obnoxious without anyone deeming them trolls. (Not to their faces, anyway.) But why would one even choose a political side when alcohol never loses? Well, almost never.
Back That Junk Up
Now, normally, we would be hard-pressed to find any variation of "junk in the trunk" that doesn't make us want to hurl or punch the nearest face, but that was before we first saw this gem. This is the best use of the saying "junk in the trunk" we have ever seen.
We are delighted they decided to take the otherwise outdated "compliment" and turn it into a useful and informative garage sale sign. Why yes, we would love to go through your junk, pay for whatever junk might fit our needs, and then put said junk in our trunk!
It's crazy to think that dogs can be cute cuddly creatures that literally lead the blind and herd sheep to safety but there are still signs out there that would try to deter you from meeting them. Of course, that's because they can also be trained to be less than friendly to strangers.
Usually, people might be deterred by the possibility of meeting a guard dog, but in this case, guns seem to be relatively commonplace in this residence. Trespassers might want to think twice about that. They say that dogs imitate their owners so beware of a dog with a gun!