The people having this big yard sale took the classic lyrics to “Baby Got Back,” rewrote them, and then used them to promote their sale. Truthfully, this is all we needed to convince us to make our way over to the sale, and we weren’t even there. So we’re guessing that this sale was a big hit. Almost as big as Sir Mix-A-Lot’s 1992 one-hit-wonder.
Now that we’re thinking about it, this song has some great yard sale potential. Think about titling the whole event as “Baby Got BackYard Sale” or the lyrics “I like yard sales and I cannot lie.” The thing practically writes itself.
All Sales Final
Most people put up signs advertising yard sales and cars for sale. (That is if they haven't made the move to Facebook marketplace or a different online platform yet.) Never have we seen husbands for purchase. We wonder what event triggered this.
We're not sure we would want to buy someone else's husband. If she's giving him away he probably did something awful. Then again, we wonder if he is for sale under capacities other than a husband. We wouldn't mind buying the guy if he has any skills as a cleaner or if he knows how to make some solid fried chicken.
Burning Down the House
They say that where there is smoke there is fire. This adage would imply that anyone that has smoke coming out of their mouth is enough cause to call the fire department. Or at least have them sprinkled with water. Smoking is so passé anyway. A clean-cut lawn is where it's all at.
And yet, some people inconsiderately smoke on other people's property. It's a tale as old as time, so this family decided to take matters into their own hands. You've been warned — come near this house with a cigarette, and you'll be sorry. Not to mention, soggy.
Vote for Cat!
There's not much we love more than a good meme, really. So when someone turned this iconic meme into a literal Presidential lawn sign we were beside ourselves. Finally, a Presidential lawn sign that doesn't make us want to opt out of the elections or flee the country.
All other candidates are welcome to lie down and take a nap or something. This Feline politician (politiCAT, if you will) is a clear winner if we have anything to say about it. We'd vote for Keyboard Cat for President, we just want to know who he would choose as vice president. Is it Snoopy?
Taking a Stand
If you are looking to steal a sign, you may want to do a background check on your neighbors before picking them as a target. This Marine takes his lawn signs — as well as his 2nd amendment rights — very seriously.
So, when someone stole his Romney sign, he decided to retaliate in the most fitting way possible — by writing a threat in the form of a lawn sign. After all, he already knows that that's where the thief looks. It's a little like hiding a bomb in a safe you know is about to be broken into.