There are plenty of ways to cook a big hunk of meat, and this is… certainly one of them. Depending on what animal that meat comes from, it could be safe to eat it raw. It looks like beef, so they should be good, but we feel like the person in charge could still try a few other things.
There’s no way that this big chunk of meat could ever be cooked through using this method, even if they were aiming for rare. You have to cook it in the oven first and then give it a sear in a ripping hot pan to give it a nice crispy edge. Is this person going for ground beef? Because you’re going to need a much bigger pan.
You must admit this is quite an unexpected sight while you’re driving down the road, but if it works, it works. Some guys needed a lot of lumber for a project, but they forgot to take the truck. Instead, they had hopped into the sickly green compact car before realizing they didn’t have enough space.
So they put those big muscles to work to devise a method that will absolutely get them stopped by the police if an officer catches them. It looks like they have half a dozen planks of wood, which means one wrong move, and it’s going to be all over the road. Hold tight, guys; only twenty more miles to go!
That Will Teach Him
If you have a wife who is kind enough to make your lunch before you head off to work, make sure to let her know how much you appreciate it. Don’t take such a blessing for granted, and absolutely don’t refer to her as “the sandwich maker” in front of your friends, or she just might choose to forget to take the plastic off the slice of cheese.
It looks like there’s a little note written on there, probably one that is none-too-kind, too. The fact that there is clearly a bite taken out of the sandwich is even better – it means the guy didn’t notice the foul play until it was lunchtime and he was hungry. Only then did he find out he had to finish the job.
Rest in Peace, Cookies
Sliding some fresh cookies out of the oven is a wonderful feeling. You get to celebrate a job well done, you get a great smell in the home, and you have a tasty treat to enjoy. Of course, you have to actually bake them properly. It’s not too difficult, but apparently, it’s possible to fumble the ball on the one-yard line, so to speak.
This person has good-looking dough, but they tried to bake them on wire racks, not pans. Anybody who knows about how dough melts, and reforms into tasty, tasty cookies can tell you that they become kind of like a liquid before they solidify. If they’re on a rack as we see here, then they’re just going to seep right through and make a mess in the oven.
They Just Love Chopping
The person who was wielding the knife here did such a fine, upstanding job on the tomato that he was all raring to go when it came to the avocado. The big problem is that an avocado and a tomato are two very different fruits. One of them is soft and squishy all the way through, while the other has a big, hard, round pit in the center.
If you go at an avocado as you go at a tomato, the best result you can get is your knife stuck in the middle. You might also break the knife, or what happened here – not only is the knife now probably dull, but you have to do just as much work or more getting the pit out before you can enjoy any guac.