Sure, maybe you want to have some good food for a wake or a funeral, but we feel like this kind of treat is in what some might call poor taste. And that’s not even talking about how the cookies actually taste. We assume they don’t taste very good since we’ve been around cookies for a while, but we can’t say for certain.
They look like the kind of cheap, crumbly cookies that barely have any sugar in them other than the abrasive and sharp orange sugar that will get all over your face and clothes as you try to eat one. The only way we’d be okay with these is if they’re at a Halloween party. These cookies are scary.
Maybe It Will Fit Inside
We’ve all made purchases that haven’t exactly worked out and been forced to return them, but this is a little different. Surely these people could have realized that something that big was never going to fit inside a little compact car like that one. In fact, it looks like if you took out absolutely everything from the interior of the car it still wouldn’t fit.
Seats, engine, steering wheel, everything. Maybe they didn’t know how big it was going to be in its boxed-up form, but they should have been able to guess. We assume these two are calling others, trying to figure out if anybody has a truck that is big enough to carry this big piece of furniture.
At Least You Won’t Lose the Keys
Not unless you lose the lock itself, that is. This person might have thought to be clever when attaching the keys to the bar of the lock itself, but a little bit of extra thought will reveal that, in fact, he or she was not being clever. Unless there’s another way to get this lock open, it’s just become useless without the help of a locksmith or a very sharp saw.
The best part is that person absolutely knows it, too. Why else would there be a picture that was so close up to the mistake? Even if the person who took the picture wasn’t responsible, the picture-taker probably let the person know what a silly thing they’ve done.
What Did He Think Was Going to Happen?
As humans that have eyes, we are able to see things. We know that such sweeping generalizations can get people in trouble these days, but we feel confident about that one. This guy was hopefully able to use his eyes to see if that item — a couch, we think? — was able to fit into his tiny little car.
Yet, he took that information and put it right in the mind garbage since he still tried to fit it in any way. We’ve all tried to do that thing where you stuff a big item into a small storage space, trying to jam it until it fits, but this just isn’t going to work. Time to call a friend, buddy.
The Guy Just Thinks Differently, That’s All
Reading this story is a ride. The confusion from the person on the left, the different kind of confusion from the person on the right. The fact that the guy actually stuck a cereal bar into a bowl of milk and expected it to do something other than get soggy. The practically unintelligible grammar that the two are slinging back and forth is bound to get you rolling.
Not only that, but you get to learn what not to do about cereal bars. Still, a bar of compact cereal that you can throw into milk to have it expand into a breakfast seems like a pretty good idea. We don’t think the guy on the left is the one to get past production problems, though.