So a lady gets all gussied up to go to a fancy restaurant with her main man and wants to make sure she catalogs the event for all her friends. As we can all see, this ends up making a mess. Not only has she dumped her soup or stew or whatever it is onto the table, but she’s also hitting us with the oh-so-charming “duckface.”
We couldn’t get away from that trend in the two thousand and now it’s a make of deep, unending shame whenever it’s seen in a picture. Why would you hold up your plate that way, now that we think about it? Just leave it on the table where it belongs, like everybody else. Or, you know, just eat it.
Well, It’s a Flat Screen Now
It used to be that getting a big new TV screen was a highlight of the home. The screens got bigger and bigger, and the picture got clearer and clearer. Flat screens meant you could put the televisions in more places, which made designing a living room easier with less space. The people who brought us this picture... we don’t think they were ready.
Or, more accurately, the mantle above the fireplace wasn’t ready. We can’t tell if the weight of the TV was too much, or it was damaged, or they set it up wrong, but it all resulted in the flattest screen ever. There’s plenty of cleaning up and repair that will need to be done here just to watch the game on Sunday.
Did No One Warn Him?
This guy seems to have been totally unaware of some things that cats have. One of those things is a general dislike of being dunked into water, and the others are all claws. They have claws sticking every which way, and they are, as he has found out in a hilariously painful way, not afraid to use them.
Your cat will absolutely climb your unclothed body in order to get away from the bath it didn’t know was coming, and you should consider yourself lucky that your cat at least didn’t decide to bust out the teeth. Those little needles are like bacteria injectors. Scratches will hurt, but they’re usually much cleaner than bites. At least this guy has learned a couple of sharp lessons.
Back to the Store
Losing your charging cord is a bad blow in our current day and age. The number of uses for our small electronic devices grows weekly – communicating with our loved ones, working, playing games, getting around safely, and on and on. Once that device runs out of power, however, you’re sunk if you can’t charge it back up.
You’ll have to pick up a new one and then NOT do what this person did. We agree that those clamshell plastic packages are a bear to get open, but doing this is going to turn you into a horror story for the kids for years to come. And we doubt any store you shop at is going to accept this as a return.
What if We Just Moved the Sea?
Despite all the people gathered around to try and help get this vehicle out of the water and deep sand, we don’t think it’s going anywhere. Aside from shifting all that water out of the way and putting down some nice, solid concrete or asphalt, this vehicle’s best bet is to get hooked up to a tractor or something that is on dry, solid ground and strong enough to haul this SUV out of its unfortunate predicament.
Until that happens, however, you’ll have to get all of your stuff out of there and find a different way home. If you’re wondering how this happened, it looks like they have a boat trailer on the back but didn’t realize there are things called boat launches for a reason.