We’re not exactly sure where to start with this one. A person keeps a big snake as a pet, and the pet decides it wants to wrap itself around the person’s hand so tightly that the person has to go to the hospital or the veterinarian to get it removed.
Maybe it was a wild snake who really just wanted to eat some hand for dinner, but one way or another, it results in a whole lot of discomfort and embarrassment, even if there’s not really a whole lot to be embarrassed about. Just get the snake off there, for Pete’s sake. Please, please get the snake off that hand. It needs to spend time doing hand things. Like painting.
Somebody wanted to get creative in the kitchen, but they forgot one of the big rules of creation: you have to create something GOOD. What we have here are, we think, croissants that have just been laid flat on the pan and baked until they are crispy and done. Overdone, most likely, since it usually takes more time to bake the raw inside of a rolled-up croissant.
These are still perfectly edible, though they might be a little hard to get through and probably don’t taste all that good. Next time, for all your budding chefs out there, you have to roll them up by hand to make them look like actual croissants. Maybe you could top these bad Larrys with some pizza sauce and cheese and make the most of it.
Could Have Been Worse
Sure, having a big piano fall onto your car seems like a pretty bad thing to happen during your day. And it is! It’s genuinely a bad thing. But at least you weren’t inside the car when it happened! We think we can all agree that would be worse. You can also thank your lucky stars that you weren’t carting around your priceless collection of Faberge eggs or ancient china dolls when this extremely unlikely accident occurred.
Was Bugs Bunny working in a movie with Daffy Duck to make this happen? Even the guy standing next to the car can’t seem to believe what he’s looking at. Where did the piano come from? Did it fall out of the sky? Did it drop from a balcony?
It’s the Thought That Counts
If a bike is your main mode of transportation, making sure it stays safe is of prime importance while you’re traveling in places that could have bike fans with sticky fingers. The person that uses this ride to get around did his or her level best to make sure it stays secure, but they might not have thought it out enough.
If they had spent a little more time on this, they would have realized that a bike thief could just lift the lock loop off the top of the concrete barrier and make a speedy getaway. And it’s not like the person whose bike this is will be able to catch the thief! Unless he stole someone else’s bike. A vicious cycle.
Some of It Can Still Be Eaten
Hey, so there’s this thing about bread that some people might not know: it rises. That’s like, the main thing about bread. All that good yeast and water and other chemicals work together to embiggen the dough so that many people can enjoy it. The person who is in charge of whatever happened here might have missed that during bread class.
Are we sure that this is actually bread, by the way? Because it looks like there are some other elements thrown in there, like tomatoes or meat or green peppers or something. Was this person trying to make pot pizza or something like that? Is pot pizza even a thing? We’re not sure, but whatever the plan was here, it didn’t work out.