The longer you look at this poorly-planned piece of ink, the worse it gets. Not only is it in a horrendous bit of comic sans-esque font that looks haphazard at best, the quote isn’t even right! “It’s My Life” is a great line from a great song sung by someone named Jon Bon Jovi.
“It’s is my life” is not a lyric, and we’re relatively certain even if it was, it wasn’t sung by someone named “Jon Bovi.” We don’t know how this absolute train wreck of a tattoo came about, but we wouldn’t be surprised if the person who got it woke up on the couch, shocked to find this new addition to his or her shoulder. Is it still there? We hope not.
Uh, Are There Any Other Bathrooms?
This one might work but only if a few conditions are met. Firstly, you have to be able to actually get to the bowl by moving the lid out of the way, and right there, it looks like we’re out of luck. Then the toilet would actually have to function. As in flush.
There’s a chance that it might work, but we don’t honestly know WHY since the first step to using this toilet is already a no-go. Finally, you’d have to have the right kind of bottom to be able to fit on it. Either that or some really, really good aim. Otherwise, if you need to use the can, you’re just going to have to keep on moving.
A Bad Omen
Your Sweet Sixteen birthday party can be a really big, important event. You’re moving from being a young girl into the start of womanhood, and while you might not be there just yet, you’re starting to get more responsibilities and perks. You can drive a car, but you have to get a job. But you also might have your own checking account and get to learn how to manage your money.
Also, you get to enjoy a sweet sixteen birthday party! There are few events in a young girl’s life like it, as long as your mom doesn’t drop your cake all over the floor. Yes, it does kind of seem like a bad way to start your proto-adulthood, but cakes are pretty easy to get overall.
Is This Supposed to Come Off?
Now, we aren’t what you would call automotive experts – as long as it has four wheels and an engine somewhere, it’s a car to us – but we’re pretty sure that the gearshift is supposed to stay nice and connected to the car. Maybe this is some kind of new automotive trend, but we’d still prefer it all stay as one working piece.
Thankfully, as far as parts coming off the car goes, this one could be a lot worse. Even if you’re in motion or the engine is on, you can safely move the car to a parking spot and try to figure out what to do next. Even better, in this example, the car is already in the park, which means it’s not going anywhere, and there’s no danger.
That’s Gonna Take a Lot of Quarters
There are lots of images out there that have people parked in stupid spots. Sometimes people draw attention to it using chalk. Another tactic, since it so often happens at grocery stores, is to use shopping carts to block the cars in and teach the driver a much-needed lesson. That seems to be what happened here, but there’s an additional twist.
If you aren’t familiar with Aldi, they’re a budget store that sells the essentials for less. One of the ways they do that is by “charging” for carts. You put in twenty-five cents, pull a cart out, and get that quarter back when you return a cart. For this person to drive away, it will cost a whole lot of time and quarters.