You’ve had a long day at work or school or wherever you find yourself, and all you want to do is sit and have a sandwich and a drink to make yourself feel a little better. Your big, long sandwich then gets stuck in the vending machine before you’re able to get it out. But you know what to do.
You put in a little more cash and get a specific fruit drink, which should knock the sandwich down at the same time. But it doesn’t. Not only are you still lacking a sandwich, but you also now don’t even have a drink to show for your time and money. This looks like the kind of thing that would happen to a down-on-his-luck character from a Nickelodeon show.
Rest in Peace, Cookies
Sliding some fresh cookies out of the oven is a wonderful feeling. You get to celebrate a job well done, you get a great smell in the home, and you have a tasty treat to enjoy. Of course, you have to actually bake them properly. It’s not too difficult, but apparently, it’s possible to fumble the ball on the one-yard line, so to speak.
This person has good-looking dough, but they tried to bake them on wire racks, not pans. Anybody who knows about how dough melts, and reforms into tasty, tasty cookies can tell you that they become kind of like a liquid before they solidify. If they’re on a rack as we see here, then they’re just going to seep right through and make a mess in the oven.
They Just Love Chopping
The person who was wielding the knife here did such a fine, upstanding job on the tomato that he was all raring to go when it came to the avocado. The big problem is that an avocado and a tomato are two very different fruits. One of them is soft and squishy all the way through, while the other has a big, hard, round pit in the center.
If you go at an avocado as you go at a tomato, the best result you can get is your knife stuck in the middle. You might also break the knife, or what happened here – not only is the knife now probably dull, but you have to do just as much work or more getting the pit out before you can enjoy any guac.
It’s Wood, Isn’t It? It Will Burn
Having the right kind of fuel is critical for achieving a proper day with the grill. The right kind of lighter fluid, the right charcoal. Sure, you can stick a big piece of wood in there and hope it will light on fire, but your chances aren’t all that good especially if it’s one of the biggest pieces of wood you can find.
This log could probably burn for hours or even days and still have plenty of fuel left in it to cook up burgers or brats. A piece of wood that thick might also refuse to provide any heat, meaning you’re going to have some hungry folks and a park grill that will need to be cleaned by you.
Maybe Next Time Just Use a Cleanser
We’re sad to inform you that keyboards can get incredibly gross and dirty. You’re touching them all day, which means they collect dust, skin cells, and bacteria. And a lot of keyboards are really hard to clean, even if you’re able to pop the keys off. If you can do that, however, don’t do what this person did and stick all of the keys into boiling water.
Sure, that will get rid of the bacteria that might be hanging around, but keyboards are made of plastic. Plastic melts when exposed to high heat. Yeah, it’s incredible. Just like in this picture, all of your keys will become melted and impossible to use. You’re going to have to get a new keyboard, and that will take a lot of wasted time.