Right off the bat, Billie Eilish calls Jimmy Fallon out. She remembers seeing him on TV when she was a kid. He was singing songs and dancing on “The Electric Company.” Fallon is mortified. But then they get into a story from her childhood.
Comedian Colin Quinn joins them for The Tonight Show’s “True Confessions” game. She grosses them both out. Eilish talked about her Where Do We Go world tour. The astounding 17-year-old also revealed which songs she would sing on SNL. It’s amazing to think how far Billie Eilish has come since then, with all of those platinum records and Grammy Awards under her belt.
Sofia Vergara gets totally creeped out in the hot seat next to Conan. She visited the Conan O’Brien show in 2014. The talk show host made her uncomfortable as soon as she sat down. In the creepiest voice he could conjure, Conan says, “I love you.” Sofia casually tries to brush it off, “Don’t be creepy,” yet she’s clearly disturbed.
As the interview goes on, it only gets creepier. Conan tells her he enjoys dancing with her boyfriend. “Now it’s really getting creepy,” she says. Next, Conan begs her to laugh at his joke. All she can say is, “Creeeepy.”
Russell Brand, obnoxious, always on brand, has a way of getting under peoples' skin, and this includes his fellow celebrities. He gnawed into Emily Blunt’s story about swimming with dolphins on " The Graham Norton Show" and wouldn’t let go. She was describing a close encounter she had with a 6-foot-long shark. Brand breaks in dismissively. “It’s just a type of fish.”
Blunt, frustrated, tells him to stop diminishing her story. “I went near a fish,” he doesn’t stop. Interrupting her again, laughing, he continues mocking her, “I was near a fish once.” Fair is fair once we find out that she embarrassed Brand backstage by ridiculing his Velcro belt.
This was a long time ago, Bieber time. Justin sported only two tattoos. The second one was still healing. This became clear when Bieber screamed as David Letterman grabbed the young artist’s arm to admonish him about getting any more tattoos. “Believe,” the name of his new album was printed across his forearm.
Meanwhile, David Letterman, interviewing the 18-year-old in 2012, gave fatherly advice — go to college, don’t get any more tattoos, and vote in US elections (even though he’s Canadian). By our count, he didn't listen to Uncle David at all. However, it's never too late, especially for this young man.
When Chris Pratt appeared on "The Graham Norton Show," the host could not help but ask Pratt about one thing in particular: getting naked. Immediately, the actor, there to promote "Guardians of the Galaxy," jumped into his naked stories.
Apparently, Pratt has always enjoyed shocking people by undressing, especially as a kid when he got in trouble for it often. When he pulled the prank to get a good shot of a scene at "Parks and Recreation," his flashing days came to an abrupt end. According to NBC, he must never do that again. And in fact, he framed the letter.