We have to say that we love this mom. And to be fair, those dots are the only thing the kid could have replied because that was a successful burn if we ever read one.
This mom isn’t taking any sass from her teenage son, and we applaud it.
Anything to Get Her to Call
This mom is determined to get her daughter to call, no matter what. If telling her that she has a missed call, that her sisters had a rough day, or that she and her husband are having a pot roast for dinner isn't enough, certainly a hernia will do the trick.
Mothers... knowing how to get what they want since the dawn of time.
Come on, Andy, everybody knows that you should answer your mom after the third time she texts you your name in under 3 seconds. Why? Because she won't stop until you answer. Then again, answering this, mom doesn't seem to be getting Andy anywhere.
First, he comes off as a 'grumpus'. Then, he gets a lecture on how phones work. And finally, as he tries to explain to his mom that texts work as a mini-email, everything seems to backfire after his mom asks for his email address. Never mind, Andy. Just answer the first time she texts.
When Mom's Jokes are Worse Than Dad's
Dads are famous for bad jokes, but judging by this message, moms know their comedy too. You have to admit, though, it is kind of hilarious in a very mom kind of way.
And to be honest, that seems to be a very modern mom, since she's not only heard the word "crackalaking", she used "lol" too! Still, we get the kid's response; it's all way too embarrassing when your mom tries to be cool.
Matchmaker in the Dog Park
There are few things more annoying in this world than to have your mother try and find you a boyfriend. But to have your Jewish mother go to the dog park and send you pics of prospective husbands is just too hilarious. Apparently, this mom has been going to the dog park for a while now, and up until this message, her kid didn't know why.
Our question is, what did this woman pretend she was doing every time since clearly, she doesn't even own a dog?!