Did this person get all his or her information about Australia from Hanna-Barbera cartoons? Did they expect Australia to be nothing but dry plains, dusty mountains, and lots and lots of kangaroos? It would be like going to Chicago and wondering why there aren’t loads of wolves wandering around, or Denver and grizzly bears.
Wild animals like kangaroos tend not to like places with lots and lots of people. There are probably plenty of places one can actually go to see kangaroos and other wildlife, just not in the city streets. Something like a zoo, maybe? We don’t know, we aren’t experts.
Crossing Too Many Borders
We had to stop and think about this one for a bit. Someone travels all the way to Italy, a place with some of the most amazing food in the world, and they go to a Mexican restaurant? What exactly were they expecting? When it comes to authentic food experiences in Italy, it kind of has to be Italian food. Otherwise, it isn't authentic by definition.
What possessed these people to go to a Mexican restaurant in Italy, anyway? That's like going to a sushi restaurant in Indiana and expecting it to be as fresh as in Japan!
Sir, You Are in Our Bathtub
Lots of buildings have roofs. Some of those buildings have a pool up there, and a lot of those buildings are hotels. Places where a lot of people will want to relax and unwind. A pool on the roof is a selling point for these hotels, but some people don't fully understand the concept.
They apparently think that it means every room has its own pool on the roof – like, each individual roof. So, they went upstairs. Surprise surprise, they found another hotel room. This confused them. We're also confused, but for a different reason.
An egg slicer isn't the kind of thing that a lot of people need, unless you really like eggs, and you like them sliced. However, there are a lot of tools that can pretty much do the exact same thing. You probably have a bunch of them in your kitchen right now! They have a handle on one side and a sharp edge on the other.
Sure, you might not be able to slice an entire egg in one go, but you're smart, you can probably make do. The person who wrote this review wasn't able to handle it, however, and complained.
We Didn't Know a Single Thing
A resort offers a bus ride and a guide to local attractions. Sounds like things are working out pretty well. Too bad the trip was a bumpy one, and the person that left this review is only able to read while inside a bus. We joke, but why couldn't these people just read once they got to the resort?
Were they only there for a single day? Were they all tired out from their bus trip? What about Google? You could ask locals. Of course, all that would require work while you aren't inside a bus. Something some people just can't handle, apparently.