One of the things you’re going to find out in the wilderness with a little bit of regularity is old clothes. However, this will usually be things like socks, shoes, and maybe a shirt. Finding a bunch of women’s frilly underthings hung up on a single tree branch isn’t something that happens all that often.
Odds are, the ladies that used to be wearing this stuff are just enjoying the fresh air, but there are probably a couple of other reasons why this might be. We can’t really think of any that are particularly good reasons, but they are reasons nonetheless. At worst, this is the trophy branch of a murderer who needs to seriously have some therapy after he is captured. Or she, we guess.
It’s Like Something From Dark Souls
As we’ve seen, there are plenty of very strange things to find while exploring through the wilderness, but this very well might be the strangest. It appears to be a doll-like face and a bunch of doll or action figure limbs hanging around it, but we have no idea why someone felt like they needed to do this.
If there’s a glowing item right underneath this weird configuration, be a little wary before picking it up. It’s probably just an alluring skull, anyway. And, now that you’ve picked it up, the limbs and doll parts are going to jump down and start attacking you. And you know this thing is going to be resistant to a lot of elemental effects. Maybe go with fire. Fire will always work.
Oh, So That’s Where We Left It
It takes a strange kind of mind to see half a bent tree sticking out of the ground and want to make it into whatever this thing is. The artist in charge of this kind of crime added a second bow leg to the character while also adding a mouth, some eyes, a nose that looks sort of like a carrot, a hat, and even some cartoonish hands.
There’s also something in its hand, and the fact that it’s right in front of a toilet fills us with fear. This image would be fine – if a little strange – without the toilet. Adding a toilet to your piece of art always moves it from strange to eerie. At least there’s only one toilet.
Do You Mind?
Would you be surprised to know that it’s easier than you might think to find something like this in your local wooded area? All you have to do is be vigilant, ever vigilant, while you go on your daily walks. This one is a great example – that opening in the tree looks like it’s the perfect size for a family of gnomes.
We can only see one at the moment, but you can bet that there are more hiding out of view. Even better, you can be the one to create this exciting moment for others. You just have to get a little gnome figurine (there are lots of them out there) and hide it in a place that won’t see too many visitors. Around the corner from the path or something like that.
A New Addition to the Neighborhood
So a guy goes walking in the woods near his house, and he finds this. Okay. Not a great start to any story, but don’t worry, it gets worse. We are told by the person who posted this picture that he has no neighbors. This means that someone came to where he lived, went into the forest, and hung up a figure of a flying skeleton midget on a tree.
Is that better or worse than just having neighbors? Also, we hope the person who found this didn’t find it in the dark while using a flashlight, because if that was the case then this person would probably have some brown pants to deal with. Obviously, there is still something to deal with, just not as much as there could have been.