There isn’t a morning when road accidents are not reported. They’re usually caused by impatient drivers, who are willing to do anything as long as they beat the rush hour traffic and get to work before everyone else finishes the best espresso capsules.
Well, my friend, sorry to be the one to tell you, but having your car hanging off an electricity cable as if it was laundry on a drying line is a little more concerning than having to drink the Melozio blend. And what about the dude behind the car? There’s no point in waiting for the police. We find it hard to believe anyone will steal the vehicle.
Ask Me About My Wiener
First, for those who are finding it hard to identify what we are seeing here, this is a human-sized hotdog with a splash of mustard and a set of green headphones just walking down the street, singing Do Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do. This could have been taken during the world pandemic, thinking this might be a great alternative for a facial mask.
This could be a Halloween costume, which sure scares the heck out of us, and it could just be a plain old cold winter day. The dude just found this outfit very warm and cozy — what he looked like to others never crossed his mind.
Some Questions Are Better Not Asked
If you were to see this one morning on your way to work, a million questions would pop up in your head. A million and one more. What did the chicken cross the road? Before we answer that, we want to know how the chicken got there. The nearest farm is miles away!
Where is the chicken's owner? Isn't he or she concerned it might get run over? Not everyone will appreciate the joke here in front of us. Many would look at this and see dinner. So, why did it cross the road? Yep, you got it. To get to the other side.
When you pull up at a red light, and something like this is on your left, there is no other option but to look right because this woman is apparently doing something wrong. So, we can see that this lady is driving down Garden Grove Boulevard, known for its annual Strawberry festival; however, nowhere is it mentioned that the Boulevards has a Skeleton in the Closet Fair, too.
Maybe the woman got confused with the dates and was going to a Halloween party, or maybe this happened after eating too many strawberries. Who knows... One thing is for sure: this dude is going nowhere.
To everyone, riding a shotgun is one of the best things about being in a car, especially when you are a kid and beat your siblings to it. You get to control the playlist while also having the best view. This snake was smart for grabbing the front seat, and it was looking pleased. It seems like it snuck its way in pretty stealthily.
Now the question is, how will the driver and other passengers get in the car? If we came across something like this, we would be going nowhere. And by the looks of it, this snake is going nowhere, too.