If you were to see this one morning on your way to work, a million questions would pop up in your head. A million and one more. What did the chicken cross the road? Before we answer that, we want to know how the chicken got there. The nearest farm is miles away!
Where is the chicken’s owner? Isn’t he or she concerned it might get run over? Not everyone will appreciate the joke here in front of us. Many would look at this and see dinner. So, why did it cross the road? Yep, you got it. To get to the other side.
Reality Bites
This is when reality is thrown in your face, and the true colors are revealed, all coated with a blanket of humor and a touch of sophistication. And we absolutely love it. Now, we are not sure where this sign is placed and where it was seen; however, it is so good it can be placed anywhere, and the message will make its way easily. Imagine a child seeing this hanging on his parent's door. Or, even better, at your mechanics?
What we are trying to say is that, just like politicians, you can't trust anyone. Parents are dishonest with kids when they don't want to expose them to the harsh sides of life; mechanics are dishonest with their clients because you can't really fix a 15-year-old car, and politicians, well, there is no need to explain.
Ask Me About My Wiener
First, for those who are finding it hard to identify what we are seeing here, this is a human-sized hotdog with a splash of mustard and a set of green headphones just walking down the street, singing Do Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do. This could have been taken during the world pandemic, thinking this might be a great alternative for a facial mask.
This could be a Halloween costume, which sure scares the heck out of us, and it could just be a plain old cold winter day. The dude just found this outfit very warm and cozy — what he looked like to others never crossed his mind.
Only in Florida
We came across this in the land where the sun never goes to sleep, where it never rains and dogs are commuted in three-seater motorcycles. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Florida. There is no doubt that the rider of this motorcycle is stuck way back in the 1960s, and the lady by his side hasn't gone far from the 1970s.
The coolest one of them all has to be Spook, the dog. And he is way up to date. The dog owners even added an orange pet coat to brighten things up. Otherwise, the three of them would be in black. We suggest a little modern-times upgrade for the rider and driver, too.
Preference
What is this supposed to mean? We read this sign ten times and still couldn't understand what lay behind it. Camels are very common in North African countries, and in the Middle East, so we suppose this is relevant only to them? And besides, this is all new to us.
We never heard of men preferring the company of camels over the company of women, no matter where you came from. And another thing — who is this one man who prefers being around animals and not around women who goes on and on about the sale Walmart had and the delicious cupcakes Karen made?