Camouflage designs are great. They allow you to traipse through the bushes completely unnoticed. You can strategically combat your enemies if you’re well-hidden, or if you’re out in the wild, your clothes will help you blend in with the background, making it harder for animals to spot you. Unless of course, you’re Paris Hilton.
The Paris pink skin-tight “camo” dress is the perfect outfit for the wild of course. No to mention the clunky speed-boosting boots that will assist you as you run through the wilderness. Once again, we want to blame the year for this one, but we think this is all Paris.
The Homeless Suit
Ashlee Simpson tried to recreate the classic formal wear look by being shirtless, with a waistcoat, a tie, and fingerless gloves. Is this homeless-looking fancy man look working for us? No.
What were we all thinking back then? We do not know. Here is another example of fashions that need to stay in the past.
Alien Shoes
Looking like something out of a cyberpunk, spice girl closet, these shoes seem more fitted to be worn by Milla Jovovich in "The Fifth Element." Obviously designed to go viral and shock most consumers, Dsquared2, an Italian fashion brand, debuted these shoes in a runway show in Milan some years back.
We like how colorful they are, but we're going to have to pass. They look incredibly uncomfortable, and we're not really digging the half sports shoe, half heel vibe.
The Dreaded Uggs
Thankfully Uggs disappeared over the years, but there was a period of time in which these things were absolutely everywhere to be seen. And then of course there was the rip-off version of Uggs that plagued our universe. These things were clearly not great quality, which, considering how they look, was even worse.
These shoes had no real soles and were more like slippers than anything else. Everywhere Ugg-footed wannabees roamed the stress with collapsing heels and matted faux sheep wool.
The Tree Shirt
Everyone loves Christmas and there is nothing more fun and cozy than getting into the Christmas spirit. The best way to do that is getting sweatered up of course. It's hard to resist a good reindeer or snowman sweater, but this tree-themed top is pushing it.
The lights and tree wrapping around the sweater might inspire good vibes for the season, or just might weigh you down. Do we want to find out? Not really.