If you’re looking for a car to comb the beach, maybe don’t pick this one. We don’t want a repeat of the “Jaws” movies. Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the highway. Be honest, though. How many people out there saw a limo when they were a kid and thought “I wish I could have one of those? And then I would turn it into a SHARK.”
We bet there is a fair number of people who are nodding along to the sentiment. Maybe it wasn’t a shark – maybe it was a rocket ship, or a submarine, or an airplane, or a whale. We all wanted to turn a limo into something when we were kids.
The Bright Pink Stretch Hummer Wedding Limo
So you’re getting married. Great! It’s an incredibly important moment in your life, no matter if it’s your first or your fifth, and you should approach it with the solemnity and thoughtfulness that you put into all of life’s biggest events.
Also, as you’re driving away from the chapel, you should do it in a huge pink stretch limo. Seriously, just look at that thing. It looks like it’s holding space warriors from the eighties. The fact that it’s able to make ground on what seems to be only four wheels. But hey, at least the flames make it go a little faster. Don’t forget the tin cans on the back so people notice it.
“Sex and the City” Pink Lincoln Limo
While we don’t think this is the car that Sarah Jessica Parker’s character drives around in during the show, for some reason this limo has the name of the classic show-and-movie series “Sex and the City” on the window. Maybe this was used for one of the movies, or as a way to advertise them.
Well, one way or another, at least the limo itself looks like it’s well-built. Probably because it was built to actually be a limousine. We think this has plenty of space for Carrie, Samatha, Charlotte, and Miranda, as well as all their friends and male partners. Also, for some reason, this ride was found in Ireland. Needs more green.
Flaming Stretch Hatchback Limo
Somebody really went all the way into making this car the best it could be. Of course, that person first added a big section in the middle of a car with a frame that probably can’t handle it, which makes it look like it’s sagging a little in the middle. The colors don’t exactly match, but they’re both blue – that’s close enough for most people.
The real winning addition here is the bright red flames on the front since everybody knows that flames make the car go faster. It doesn’t matter what car it is, it’s faster if you add flames. You know, eventually. It probably loses a little bit of acceleration from all that extra weight.
Fancy Gentleman’s Club Limo
While the limo itself looks pretty fancy, the place that it’s attached to is the kind of place many gentlemen wouldn’t be caught dead at. Spotted in Helsinki, Finland, this is the car that you call if you and a bunch of buds want to act like you’re far fancier than you actually are.
Well, at least people will probably be looking at the car itself, and not the unfortunate decals that are on the door panels. This is an Excalibur TownCar Limo, and they have a delightfully old-school look to their design, but all the modern safety and comfort features that we’ve come to expect from cars these days. Hopefully, there are some out there not owned by shady clubs.