Somebody really went all the way into making this car the best it could be. Of course, that person first added a big section in the middle of a car with a frame that probably can’t handle it, which makes it look like it’s sagging a little in the middle. The colors don’t exactly match, but they’re both blue – that’s close enough for most people.
The real winning addition here is the bright red flames on the front since everybody knows that flames make the car go faster. It doesn’t matter what car it is, it’s faster if you add flames. You know, eventually. It probably loses a little bit of acceleration from all that extra weight.
“Sex and the City” Pink Lincoln Limo
While we don’t think this is the car that Sarah Jessica Parker’s character drives around in during the show, for some reason this limo has the name of the classic show-and-movie series “Sex and the City” on the window. Maybe this was used for one of the movies, or as a way to advertise them.
Well, one way or another, at least the limo itself looks like it’s well-built. Probably because it was built to actually be a limousine. We think this has plenty of space for Carrie, Samatha, Charlotte, and Miranda, as well as all their friends and male partners. Also, for some reason, this ride was found in Ireland. Needs more green.
The Cadillac Shark Limo
If you’re looking for a car to comb the beach, maybe don’t pick this one. We don’t want a repeat of the “Jaws” movies. Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the highway. Be honest, though. How many people out there saw a limo when they were a kid and thought “I wish I could have one of those? And then I would turn it into a SHARK.”
We bet there is a fair number of people who are nodding along to the sentiment. Maybe it wasn’t a shark – maybe it was a rocket ship, or a submarine, or an airplane, or a whale. We all wanted to turn a limo into something when we were kids.
Fancy Gentleman’s Club Limo
While the limo itself looks pretty fancy, the place that it’s attached to is the kind of place many gentlemen wouldn’t be caught dead at. Spotted in Helsinki, Finland, this is the car that you call if you and a bunch of buds want to act like you’re far fancier than you actually are.
Well, at least people will probably be looking at the car itself, and not the unfortunate decals that are on the door panels. This is an Excalibur TownCar Limo, and they have a delightfully old-school look to their design, but all the modern safety and comfort features that we’ve come to expect from cars these days. Hopefully, there are some out there not owned by shady clubs.
The Indianapolis Chicken Limo
Gus Fring has decided to eschew subtlety, it seems. Apparently, this is a common enough sight and a bona fide local legend in the city of Indianapolis, and if you head to the website on the side you’ll see that there is also an option if you live in Jacksonville. It’s available for weddings and engagement parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, graduation parties, and even corporate events.
We don’t know what kind of corporate event you’d have to have planned to want to take this weird thing, but we hope it has something to do with the poultry industry. That or some other industry where you’re okay driving around in a chicken limo.