Here’s the story behind this beautiful disaster, which we can’t confirm. This limo used to be Roseanne Barr’s, but she and her husband got divorced. It didn’t look like this at that time. He, for some reason, wanted the limo in the divorce, but she had a way to keep his hands off it.
You can see the result. She gave it a camo paint job, added a rack and lights to the top, and all kinds of other additions and changes. It turns out he didn’t want the limo if that’s what he was getting. Honestly, it doesn’t look that bad.
The Post-Apocalyptic Limo
If you’re rumbling through the streets of the torn-down Los Angeles, dodging mutants and roving bands of marauders and aliens or whatever else is going on, you might as well do it in style. This long boy looks like it’s been put through the wringer a couple of times, but it will keep rolling even after a societal collapse.
It’s hard to tell if all the damage is intentional, but we bet it is. Fun fact: gasoline breaks down after about six months. If all the pumps and refineries stopped working, six months later there would be no way to drive around, even in a battle-ready limo like this one, which we’re sure is used to transport the savior of humanity during an action scene.
The World-Famous Hot Dog Limo
There’s nothing about this vehicle that we don’t love, as long as it does actually dispense hot dogs that need an extra-long car to carry them. It’s like something out of a classic Hanna-Barbera show – somebody goes up to the vendor and asks for an extra-long hot dog, and gets something that is so long he or she is unable to get through doors while carrying it.
Can you rent out this vehicle for private use, or does a guy in a hot dog suit drive you around? Is this in any way related to the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile – sort of like a much fancier cousin or something like that? Maybe it’s a parent that doesn’t approve of the mobile’s way of doing things.
This Oddly Painted Black Limo
A lot of limos look pretty similar. Just really long cars with a lot of tinted windows and some drinks stocked in the back. Then there are the limos that want to do their own thing – go their own way. This is one such limo.
Chief among the fun details is the paint job that draws the eye and barely lets you look away. It’s good, but it’s also somehow bad! But, still, it’s unique, and sometimes that’s the sort of thing you need. Oh, there’s also fake wood flooring as a roof. Also unique, but...well, that’s what the roof is.
This Fairytale Carriage Limo
Some limos make sense. They’re long and lean and you rent them for a night when you and your friends want to have a fun time. Some of them, on the other hand, don’t make a lot of sense. This one is a good example of the latter.
It seems to be evoking the feeling of “Cinderella,” who rides to the ball in a carriage kind of like this one, sort of, almost. It looks like it’s bowing in the middle, so any princess that wants to ride this one to prom had better be wearing her seat belt, to say nothing about getting home before midnight, at which point this limo will turn back into an AMC Gremlin.