Jonathan is 18. Since when is that an acceptable excuse for turning the town into a farmyard of plastic animals? Cow tipping and littering aside, this seems to be a MOO-t point.
You know, a cow’s opinion.. but is this really the best way to celebrate a birthday party? Are you really willing to MOO-ve in next to this guy who can’t even throw a proper birthday celebration? And you know those cows are gonna stick around for years on end… I’d say that’s a pretty strong MOO-tivation to get going in the opposite direction.
Hey Greg, Get Outta Here
How Rude. These neighbors don't even have the guts to look Greg in the eyes and say this to his face. What kind of people do that??
Is that a music sheet holder keeping up that obnoxious insult? It just goes to show you – even a well-educated-sheet-music-readers can create the most inhospitable environments. P.S. If only Greg could read, he could separate himself from this awful situation.
Interesting Rain Gutters
If your neighbors decide to do this to their rain gutters - it is time to call the authorities. What better place to hide a body? It's time to get out. Now.
As if the blackboards and rock combination making up this house wasn't creepy enough, am I right? Either way, If you do decide to stay, look on the bright side; they are probably very neat people… I mean, they sure know how to clean up after themselves…
Hot Tub On The Roof
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!" or it better have been to provide a decent explanation for this hot-tub-on-roof catastrophe!
You can bet the kid that lives here is going around school telling his friends he's got a hot tub on the roof…Not the kind of people you want to be associated with when you want to make some new friends around town.
You're a long way from home if you bump into this… and this is a long way from sane. I bet the mailman was like: "yo, move your mailbox farther into the street. I don't want to go all the way down your driveway!" and these people were like:
"Hey, we ain't moving nothing!" So, the mail guy was like: "If that mailbox isn’t a hard reach away from the sidewalk tomorrow, then good luck getting your mail!" So these neighbors were like: "(picture of giraffe mailbox here)." It is possible. But do you really want to live near people with that kind of conflict resolution abilities? I didn't think so.