You’re a long way from home if you bump into this… and this is a long way from sane. I bet the mailman was like: “yo, move your mailbox farther into the street. I don’t want to go all the way down your driveway!” and these people were like:
“Hey, we ain’t moving nothing!” So, the mail guy was like: “If that mailbox isn’t a hard reach away from the sidewalk tomorrow, then good luck getting your mail!” So these neighbors were like: “(picture of giraffe mailbox here).” It is possible. But do you really want to live near people with that kind of conflict resolution abilities? I didn’t think so.
Jonathan is 18. Since when is that an acceptable excuse for turning the town into a farmyard of plastic animals? Cow tipping and littering aside, this seems to be a MOO-t point.
You know, a cow's opinion.. but is this really the best way to celebrate a birthday party? Are you really willing to MOO-ve in next to this guy who can't even throw a proper birthday celebration? And you know those cows are gonna stick around for years on end… I'd say that’s a pretty strong MOO-tivation to get going in the opposite direction.
Hot Tub On The Roof
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!" or it better have been to provide a decent explanation for this hot-tub-on-roof catastrophe!
You can bet the kid that lives here is going around school telling his friends he's got a hot tub on the roof…Not the kind of people you want to be associated with when you want to make some new friends around town.
She Made It So Close
As far as my neighbor is concerned: Just another Tuesday. As far as I'm concerned: Walking over-intoxicated humans on our SHARED doorstep is not a habit I plan on bringing into my daily routine.
This neighbor must have no regard for other people's space and time. Hey, if I'm not allowed to borrow that fluffy looking coat from time to time, then I'm leaving for sure!
Double Above Ground Pools
Hey there friendly neighbor, when your outdoor pool cracks a leak, you clear it out of there BEFORE you bring in a new one.
You see, taking the old one out now would be a slightly more difficult task… oh, you don’t plan on taking out the old one? I see… so… your just gonna continuously live in a junkyard? I see… and this doesn't bother you? I see… um… HOME-OWNERS ASSOCIATION, PLEASE!